Wear White
Someone asked me why I like to wear white. It’s not because white is a symbol of purity or holiness, but because it’s a classy look. White suits will never go out of style. Think about Colonel Sanders or Boss Hogg. These are classy men that know how to dress.
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Your Holiness
Are you KIDDING ME???
The Three Stooges??
yours in service
HP
You know who else wears white sheets. HINT: They reside in the same states as Boss Hog and Mr. Sandars.
Don't forget Tom Wolfe! And John Lennon looked great on the cover of "Abbey Road".
White commands much attention. Why do you think brides wear white? It's their special day and the focus is supposed to be on them. Oops, you didn't really think there was any "other" reason why brides wore white, did you?
Sorry to disappoint.
I hope it's machine washable. Speaking of, I just moved into an apartment that has laundry inside, so I have a ton of quarters lying around. I'd be happy to pass them along to you if you could get me a pardon for that little thing that only you, me and The Big Guy know about...
Too right Your Holiness and of course its very virginal, just like you?
White is very hard to clean. Do you just wear an outfit and throw it away? Do you dry clean it? Or is it wash n' wear? Inquiring minds want to know...
White suits you. No pun intended.
it must be really hard keepin them white all the time...i prefer black just cause it doesn't look dirty...or get dirty as fast as white clothes
you forgot to use mr. roark as an example!
I don't know, your Holiness...white tends to make things look bigger (which is why men's underwear is white...but I digress).
Perhaps subtle touches of white, or even off-white, would be more slimming.
Just a thought.
may i suggest some "tidy whities" your holiness....
Pope do you know that the time when prince charles of england married first in Year 1981 the pope died and liverpool was crwoned the european champions. in 2005 when prince charles married again the pope died and liverpool was once again crowned the champions of europe. lets hope he doesnt marry again
Charles is too old to marry again.
Dear Mr. Pope,
I'm not sure how many of your commentors are of your faith. Can you give penance to non-believers? I'm just curious, because I think Jamwall needs some Hail Marys or something. Referencing your holy underthings is just somehow unseemly. Then again, what do I know?
Let's also include another finely-dressed man in white: Sonny Crockett. He, too, drove a pimped (though not poped) out automobile, you'll recall.
Your holiness might do well to study Sonny's wardrobe... at least scrunch up your sleeves a bit. Maybe team up with one of those african bishops and go clubbing for some ladies.
Don't forget about all those tacky tight white suits that Elvis wore.
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