Monday, July 18, 2005

I have a big speech to give tomorrow and I started getting a cold sore on my lip. This is not good. There’s only so much makeup can do.

7 Comments:

Blogger Anna said...

You are diseased.

7/18/2005 7:39 PM  
Anonymous Martin Luther said...

A cold sore, eh?

7/18/2005 8:20 PM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

Your Holiness,

When I was a kid we always said that to get rid of a cold sore, you have to kiss a redhead. Got any redheads around?

7/18/2005 8:21 PM  
Blogger jamwall said...

just picture them all naked your holiness!

7/18/2005 8:25 PM  
Blogger Annie said...

Have your make-up people place a few fake zits on your face, then whine about adult-onset acne. The cold sore should fit right in.

7/19/2005 12:59 AM  
Blogger Weary Hag said...

Sorry to learn about your Herpes Simplex Virus. Years ago this news might have been ill-received but now that we all know they just threw the word Herpes in there to frighten the dogmeat out of us and make us rush to the doctor for expensive medicine, it's easier to accept. Just go to your local CVS or Duane Reed drug store and get some Abreva. Put it on the affected area three times a day and keep it on through the night and that puppy will dry up in exactly three days. It wouldn't hurt to pray too since you have connections. As to your speech, don't worry, they'll all be looking at your baubles and robes anyway. Trust me on this.

7/19/2005 11:16 AM  
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