Friday, July 01, 2005

This Morning's Breakfast



I forgot to set my alarm clock last night, so I was running late to mass this morning. I not only forgot to shave, but I didn’t eat a proper breakfast.

On the way out my door, I chugged down some orange juice and crammed a Hostess pink snowball down my mouth.

This is probably the worst breakfast I’ve ever eaten in my life.

Pink Snowballs and orange juice should never be joined together. It's like the marriage betweenWhitney and Bobby. It might have sounded good at the time, but it ended up to be a total disaster.

24 Comments:

Anonymous jack said...

yeah, like Britney and Kevin

7/02/2005 12:42 AM  
Blogger dAAve said...

Your Holiness

At least you didn't snort or smoke YOUR breakfast.

btw - is that picture BEFORE or AFTER you ate the snowball?

yours in service
HP

7/02/2005 1:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Mr. Pope,
Between the flaxseed and your unfortunate breakfast this morning, it sounds as if you need your own nutritionist. Wouldnt that benefit be covered under the Vatican HMO?

7/02/2005 1:25 AM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

I have the Vatican PPO plan, but it doesn't cover nutritionists.

HP, that picture is before it was shoved into my mouth. It makes me sick just looking at it.

7/02/2005 1:35 AM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

Well, duh! Pink and orange! You KNOW those colors don't go together!

You gotta THINK!

Respectly yours, of course.

7/02/2005 3:21 AM  
Blogger AP3 said...

Ick. Those Snowballs are really gross.

7/02/2005 4:14 AM  
Blogger Indianrunner12 said...

Acids and alkalines. Did they teach you anything in the seminary?

7/02/2005 4:54 AM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

Amen on the Whitney/Bobby union, but your breakfast sounded pretty good to me. I hope you didn't drink the OJ just after brushing your holy, yellow teeth.

7/02/2005 5:14 AM  
Blogger jevanking™ said...

"On the way out my door, I chugged down some orange juice and crammed a Hostess pink snowball down my mouth.

This is probably the worst breakfast I’ve ever eaten in my life."

I just want you to know that I spit the water I was drinking all over the monitor.

7/02/2005 9:03 AM  
Blogger Saur♥Kraut said...

I'm with Jevanking (although I didn't spit any water). Hysterical!

I'd recommend a coke with that snowball next time.

7/02/2005 2:59 PM  
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7/02/2005 2:59 PM  
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7/02/2005 2:59 PM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

One of my Cardinals just told me to never mix malt liquor and pink zingers. It has the same effect.

Apparently, he was drinking a 40 oz of King Cobra and started eating one of those pink coconut zingers.

7/02/2005 5:20 PM  
Blogger The Lazy Iguana said...

Do the pink snowballs look the same going out as they do going in?

That would be a miracle that would clench your sainthood!

7/03/2005 2:23 AM  
Blogger dddragon said...

yeah, milk or coke would've been a better chaser for the snowball.

Poor Pope!

7/03/2005 2:32 AM  
Blogger BarbaraFromCalifornia said...

It would be awesome if you could get your Vatican crest or logo incribed on these snowballs. Just think the money that would come your way. I know you have worldly virtues, and are not a capitalist, but it could mean more money for the Church. Think about it!

7/03/2005 2:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard the pope was behind all this gas price crap...

7/03/2005 5:06 AM  
Blogger Weary Hag said...

Rule of thumb most holy faddah...if you dip what you're going to eat into what you're going to drink and take a little taste and it's awful, the two probably won't have a happy union in your tummy either.
I think that's how the whole cookie dunking business got underway.

7/03/2005 1:25 PM  
Blogger GodlessMom said...

Most Holy Father,

May I recommend drinking orange juice immediately after brushing your teeth? Wonderful taste combination.

Your Servant,
GodlessMom

7/03/2005 3:18 PM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

Another terrible combination:

cranberry juice and cheetos

7/03/2005 5:21 PM  
Blogger actonbell said...

(cranberry sauce and milk are a VILE combo, too)
I finally read your blog, right after eating a late dinner, and...LOL, so funny, it hurts.

7/04/2005 3:37 AM  
Blogger jamwall said...

actually, one of those snowballs dipped in jagermeister would be truly unholy combination mr. holy father.

but i fear the after-effects of such a combination could never be as bad as watching the bobby brown-whitney reality show!

7/04/2005 5:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You intend to tell me that the Bybull doesn't have the word "pink" in anyplace. No S'mores? No campfire songs? No cowboys? No dreamers?

4/05/2006 12:24 AM  
Anonymous Carlo said...

Good Job! :)

7/08/2008 4:33 PM  

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