Thursday, June 30, 2005

Spin Class

I joined a Spin class at the Vatican Health Club. I’ve never sweat so much in my entire life.

My butt really hurts this morning. It’s hard to sit down.

24 Comments:

Anonymous c.t. said...

Go relax in the hot tub, stick your butt up by the jets. You'll be fine.

6/30/2005 7:15 PM  
Blogger jevanking™ said...

Ditto.

6/30/2005 7:28 PM  
Blogger Cincy Diva said...

Don't your robes get caught in the wheels?
Make sure you don't get in the hot tub with that rude cardinal that tried to get you to turn up the jets the last time

6/30/2005 7:58 PM  
Anonymous Georg said...

Old age is hitting you.

6/30/2005 8:16 PM  
Blogger Monalicious said...

You might want to try Pilates instead. I find it makes my butt hurt, but with less of the sweating.

6/30/2005 8:24 PM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

Some good ideas. I should probably remove my holy garb when taking that class.

I've never thought about Pilates.

6/30/2005 8:53 PM  
Blogger Jane said...

Your Holiness, you've got to stick with it! The pain does get less or so I've been told, I think about exercise that does me good!

Removing the vestments will help too surely the papal tailor can make you a simple white exercise outfit.

Jane

6/30/2005 9:33 PM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

Jane,

Thank you for the encouragement.

And yes, I'll need a new exercise outfit. Let me talk with my tailor. I wan't something to keep me dry during the workout.

I also need something to hide my white skin.

6/30/2005 10:38 PM  
Blogger dAAve said...

Your Holiness

What the hell you been spinning on that your butt is sore?

yours in service
HP

7/01/2005 12:52 AM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

It's supposed to be a stationary bike, but it seems more like some sort of medieval torture instrument.

7/01/2005 1:41 AM  
Blogger The Lazy Iguana said...

Maybe you need to install a hot tub in your Escalade. Have a Cardinal drive you home.

Just a thought.

7/01/2005 3:28 AM  
Blogger Cincy Diva said...

Come to think of it....Pilates do sound a bit more holy than spinning. Maybe you should do Pilates.

7/01/2005 1:13 PM  
Anonymous c.t. said...

Pontias Pilates?

7/01/2005 5:08 PM  
Anonymous c.t. said...

Or is that Pontius?

Whatever

7/01/2005 5:09 PM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

Holy Father,
I thought a spin class would be about putting "spin" on your pronouncements. You are a politician, no?

Respectfully yours,

7/01/2005 5:52 PM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

Holy Father,

I forgot to say, "Sorry about your butt."

7/01/2005 5:52 PM  
Blogger Anna said...

It IS a medieval torture instrument because (are ya ready?)

NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

7/01/2005 7:07 PM  
Blogger Pseudo-intellectual lunatic said...

yo pope have u ever felt desirious over any of the ladies u blessed

7/01/2005 7:08 PM  
Blogger dddragon said...

Did you stop at the vending machine on the way out?

7/01/2005 7:53 PM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

The Vatican Health Club vending machine is terrible. It's loaded with stuff like granola bars and trail mix. I can't find any Hostess products.

7/01/2005 11:12 PM  
Blogger jamwall said...

screw the vending machine your holiness. just hide some ho-ho's under your pointy hat!

7/04/2005 5:41 AM  
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