Thursday, June 09, 2005

Concerning Office Design

When I first arrived at my new office, it was filled with a bunch of little statutes of saints with several rows of candles.

I’m sorry, but that’s not my style. I’ve never been a big fan of idols. Their grim little faces always disturb me. Besides, I’m going for more of a minimalist look. Statues of Mary and the apostles would just clutter everything.

Forgive me for a having a little style. I’ve learned a lot from the Home & Garden Network.


Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

We need a stylin' Pope!

6/09/2005 4:37 PM  
Blogger Windjammer said...

You should exchange all the statues of popes with little Smurf and Troll doll figurines.

6/09/2005 5:59 PM  
Blogger The Lazy Iguana said...

You should keep a plastic Jesus on the dashboard of your Escalade. Why? You can remove the head and it is a perfect place to hide some of that wine. You know, in case you get thirsty while driving. The cops will never find it.

6/09/2005 6:08 PM  
Blogger jevanking™ said...

I imagine that you will be going to Ikea to furnish your office.

6/09/2005 6:25 PM  
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6/09/2005 6:27 PM  
Blogger A Little Bar of Soap said...

allen makes a good point. Perhaps you should have some of those Hummel figures. God loves those. And don't forget to use Purell!

6/09/2005 7:06 PM  
Blogger Sehbai said...

why don't you have those Queer Eye for the Straight Guy bunch come and redecorate your whole place? You are straight though, right??

6/09/2005 9:43 PM  
Blogger dAAve said...

Your Holiness

Plants. Plants. Plants.
Get plants. You can't go wrong.
You may bless them and keep them.
If they die, well, you know what to do.

yours in service

6/10/2005 1:40 AM  
Blogger BarbaraFromCalifornia said...

Not a big fan of idols, huh!

You may want to consider a conversion one of these days. I have just the right religion for you!

6/10/2005 3:26 AM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

Ambience is everything. Aesthetics can never be overrated. Good for you!

6/10/2005 3:56 AM  
Blogger Weary Hag said...

I say you just throw caution to the wind and get a pink flamingo for the front of the Vatican. And what's with the no-lawn look? Can't you get them to plant some grass seed out there? At least all the tourists would have a place to kick off their shoes and cool their tired tootsies. You could even put up a little round blow-up pool and sun yourself now and again. Think about it.

6/10/2005 12:59 PM  
Blogger El Marpla said...

What about a change in your wardrove too?

Queer eye for the Head of the Catholic Church guy

6/16/2005 4:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

time to redecorate. It's been a year. Yeah baby...out with the old icons, in with the new
p aints/saints. I've got leftover Saltzburg green,
Tommy Hilfiger brown, Barry gold, Rome purple colors on my shelf of paints. And then there is the beautiful Rachel red. Should I send them?

4/04/2006 7:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The name is Raquel and the woman should sit in your office doing office casting calls. You should frame a picture of her. Out with the suckers. And if she decides to attend to your filing, let her. If she decides to sleep there, let her. Make the connection with an icon of integrity. She's your girl.. The initials are SW, seated second row.

4/05/2006 1:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

correction...initials are RW as Raquel...she is Catholic, isn't she...if not convert her.

4/07/2006 10:42 PM  

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