Thursday, June 02, 2005

Holy Hot Sauce

I’m working a deal with Taco Bell to start distributing little packs of Holy Hot Sauce. It will be available at participating Taco Bells near you. I can't sell Holy Water, so this is the next best thing.


baptize-thy-taco

sprinkle

sanctify

18 Comments:

Blogger actonbell said...

Your holiness,
LOL! lengua caliente! (or something like that...)oops, that could sound--off color...
thank you for another marvelous blog!

6/02/2005 3:56 AM  
Blogger Hannen said...

That was Great! Where can I buy some?

6/02/2005 4:16 AM  
Blogger BarbaraFromCalifornia said...

This has to be one of your best and most creative works of art.

Just be sure that those honchos who were controling the Taco Bell commercial with the chiawawa dog levy charges of racism against you! Having the label 'racist Pope' would definitely not be a good combination with someone with a 'Nazi Youth Past."

6/02/2005 5:25 AM  
Blogger jevanking™ said...

I eat so much hot sauce on my Nachos Bell Grande that this could be a really good thing for me.

6/02/2005 7:56 AM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

A blessing with every bite. What could be more beneficial?
You've really outdone yourself, and for you, that means a lot.
"A packet a day keeps the Devil away."

6/02/2005 8:14 AM  
Blogger GodlessMom said...

Most Holy Father,

Your genius never fails to amaze me. I'm certain that my peptic ulcer will be happier knowing that the heartburn is actually the fire of the holy spirit. Thank you.

Your Servant,
GodlessMom

6/02/2005 3:08 PM  
Blogger dAAve said...

Your Holiness

Holy Hot Sauce Batman!!
Truly a God-inspired idea. I am sure you'll have a Taco Bell soon in The Vatican which you could double-up with a self-serve laundry. Such a blessing from You.

always, yours in service
HP

6/02/2005 4:12 PM  
Blogger Badpatty said...

how about, "It only hurts it you've been really bad?" Think that might work? I love your hat, by the way. it's inspired me to create a new gardening device I'm calling the post-hole digger.

6/02/2005 5:52 PM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

O Hallowed One you have come up with yet another excellent idea. I do hope that the Devil won't think that you are intruding into his territory, what with all the HOT stuff.

6/02/2005 6:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The devil made them do it.

6/02/2005 6:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gee maybe you can help Wendy's out too.

Terry

6/02/2005 9:05 PM  
Blogger Shindig1985 said...

sacrilege. the church promoting unhealthy eating? TUT TUT

6/02/2005 10:34 PM  
Blogger AP3 said...

I think intinction is the way to go, especially with hot sauce.

6/02/2005 11:50 PM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

I had to look up intinction. Having done so, I see that Aral Peppermint Patty has an excellent idea.

6/03/2005 12:19 AM  
Anonymous mark said...

Your Holiness, any chance of any sachets of holy water infused wipes??

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jajajaja you force me to do something that I have to do since long time ago, look for all the sayings of the sauces bags, and guess what? I did it!!!

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