The Shroud of Turin
I don’t think the Shroud of Turin is really an image of Christ.
But, the shroud controversy has got me thinking about a new business idea.
Due to my normal to oily skin, I wear a herbal facial masque every night to keep my skin looking soft and clean. It also helps hide my blemishes and tighten my pores.
Most of the Cardinals think I’m gay for doing this, but I don’t really care. My stylist tells me to ignore the ridicule and just focus on getting healthy skin. I think he’s right.
Anyway, I leave the clay masque on my face for about 30 minutes before cleaning it off with a warm Egyptian cotton hand towel. And when I’m done, I can see a clay imprint of my face on my towel.
I bet you that if I let it dry, I could sell these towels on eBay. What do you think? I can call it “Wash Cloth of the Pope.”