Tuesday, June 21, 2005

Saddam's Eating Habits

A recent article about Saddam’s eating habits:

It turns out Saddam is also quite picky in his food preferences. Saddam prefers Raisin Bran Crunch for breakfast, telling O'Shea, "No Froot Loops."

Is the man that depressed? I mean, he must have some major psychological problems if he prefers Raisin Bran over Froot Loops. Either that, or he’s having some digestion issues that I’m not aware of.

The article continues:
For a time his favorite snack was Cheetos, and when that ran out, Saddam would "get grumpy." One day, guards substituted Doritos corn chips, and Saddam forgot about Cheetos. "He'd eat a family size bag of Doritos in 10 minutes," Dawson said.

I’m not impressed. I can eat a family size bag of Doritos in a little under 5 minutes. If you gave me ten minutes, I could use the extra time to dip each Dorito into a jar of guacamole. Yes, I’m that quick. Saddam is just an amateur.


Anonymous tribal elder said...

Raisin bran is good for him. If you are gonna be 'president-for-life', being full of ****, as you'd be from bran consumption, would not be a disability.

6/21/2005 7:13 PM  
Blogger jevanking™ said...

No kidding, what is he thinking--Fruit Loops are AWESOME!

6/21/2005 7:19 PM  
Blogger Cincy Diva said...

I have discovered the joys of Chocolate Lucky Charms. I am sure you will change the whole system of Communion once you have tatsed these.

6/21/2005 7:38 PM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

Chocolate Luck Charms sound amazing. I wonder if they are still magically delicious, though.

6/21/2005 7:43 PM  
Blogger haeran said...

geez, who the heck is giving him raisin bran! he should be made to eat moldy bread and dirty water.

6/21/2005 8:11 PM  
Blogger dddragon said...

I'm with jevanking ... I'm a Froot Loops consumer.

How does Saddam feel about snoballs from vending machines?

6/21/2005 8:48 PM  
Blogger Stewed Hamm said...

CHOCOLATE lucky charms? That's like awesome squared... I think I'll need to buy an indulgence if I want a bowl of those bad boys.

I think Saddam's up to something with the Raisin Bran angle... perhaps some daring escape plan that requires two scoops of raisins.

6/21/2005 8:58 PM  
Blogger dAAve said...

Your Holiness

At least he is no longer eating familes. Possibly, due to your influence.

Regards the breakfast controversy, I always figured he would eat anything, what with him being a cereal-killer.

yours in service

6/21/2005 9:43 PM  
Blogger AP3 said...

I'm not a big fan of Froot Loops. Does that mean I'm depressed?

6/21/2005 11:25 PM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

Your Holiness,

It's not good for a man to brag about being "quick." Not prudent. Not even for a Pope.

6/21/2005 11:57 PM  
Blogger Afromusing said...

Your Phat holiness,
You have a very unique sense of humour! Thanks for blessing my blog, and may the appropriate deity (actually make that all of them) bless you too!

6/22/2005 12:58 AM  
Blogger Mike Todd said...


This is quality stuff. I am offering a bookmark to the collection plate.

6/22/2005 4:28 AM  
Blogger The Lazy Iguana said...

Would giving Saddam bran muffins for beakfast and sandpaper for toilet paper be considered torture under the Geneva Convention?

6/22/2005 6:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you find you need to hide your "snacks" / Doritos and guacamole now that you're living at the Vat? Terry

6/22/2005 6:28 AM  
Blogger actonbell said...

Doritos!! My personal favorite. And I have this in common with--oh, well...

6/22/2005 12:28 PM  
Blogger Anna said...

Doritos & Guac- Yummy!

6/22/2005 3:15 PM  
Blogger Trudging said...

Fruit loop rule!

6/23/2005 12:21 AM  
Blogger BarbaraFromCalifornia said...

Some people just learn so slowly.

I bet Saddam would enjoy your vending machines at the Vatican.

6/23/2005 3:35 AM  
Blogger jamwall said...

you're both pretty impressive at comsuming doritos, but could you beat a writer or editor from "high-times magazine?"

6/23/2005 5:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ugh...aaaaaaaaaah...ugh...raisins? When will boys ever grow up?

4/04/2006 7:22 PM  

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