Friday, July 15, 2005

Nose Hair

There is a Cardinal that I work with on a regular basis that doesn’t trim his nose hair properly. There is always one hair that darts out like a weed around mid-afternoon.

I’d like to say something to him, but I’m not sure of the best way to broach the subject. I’ve prayed to Mary about this several times and have not received a revelation yet.


Blogger Robert said...

Your Holiness,

You should talk! Have you ever seen your ear hair? It's out of control.

7/15/2005 6:27 AM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

My ear hair has been a problem since childhood. I try to keep it trim as much as possible.

7/15/2005 6:34 AM  
Blogger BlogDaddy said...

Remind your Cardinal friend about St. Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland. Tell him if he chases off that sinister nose hair you will put him on the fast track toward sainthood. Then promise to have annual parades and lots of green beer in his honor. That should do it.

7/15/2005 6:48 AM  
Blogger Jay Six said...

It's a ways off, but maybe on the next feast of Saint Blaise, you could sneak in some nose hair trimming while blessing his throat.

7/15/2005 7:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Take scissors and cut it!

7/15/2005 9:21 AM  
Blogger dAAve said...

Your Holiness

That's quite typical of the baseball players from St. Louis.
If your Mary won't help, go to a gay bar and pray to some of THOSE Mary's.

yours in service

7/15/2005 11:52 AM  
Blogger Saur♥Kraut said...

I recommend getting him some nose hair clippers for his birthday.

7/15/2005 11:54 AM  
Anonymous c.t. said...

I would say to light it on fire. Like the burning bush.

7/15/2005 4:42 PM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

You can see that this is very tough situation. It's almost on par with world hunger. I'm not sure what to do.

I'm tempted to just pluck it myself at times.

7/15/2005 4:44 PM  
Blogger The Lazy Iguana said...

That is EXACTLY what you should do.

Wait till Cardinal Nose Hair is prayig, walk up to him with some tweezers, grab that nose hair, and yank it out.

Then scowl at him.

7/15/2005 7:55 PM  
Blogger jamwall said...

give him a special shaving kit (include in the package an electric nosehair trimmer). maybe that way, he'll go " electric nosehair trimmer....maybe i should try....hmmmmm"

7/15/2005 10:43 PM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

Holy Holiness,

Don't you hate it when that happens? Nose hair is most unseemly.

Hand the Cardinal a mirror and a pair of tweezers, and then tell him that God has spoken to you in the night about the nose hair. God says that thing HAS to come out. If God says it, he can't get his feelings hurt.

You DO speak for God, don't you?

7/16/2005 1:38 AM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

Slip a strong sleep aid in his tea. When the snoring commences, get to work on that stray nose hair and any others you can find. He will awaken refreshed, renewed, and you will be rid of that monstrosity.

7/16/2005 6:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you should trim that wayward hair by yourself. I mean you are the Pope, right?

7/17/2005 3:11 PM  
Anonymous only1kcm said...

How about seeing if you can jet Kyan from "Queer Eye" over? If anyone can do it tactfully, he can...

Just a suggestion.

7/17/2005 7:12 PM  

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home