Thursday, July 07, 2005

Papal Imposter

It seems an imposter has taken some of my blog ideas and passed it off as his own. I’m getting my team of lawyers on this.

Another clown stole my show idea and put it on a t-shirt.

Is nothing sacred?


Anonymous c.t. said...

It seems that is selling your idea on shirts!!!

7/07/2005 11:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wonder if you should be flattered - as some think flattery is a compliment. Me no, go kick their heiny. You're the real deal.

7/08/2005 12:07 AM  
Anonymous Georg from Bavaria said...

I predicted you`d have nothing but problems filling out this job. Why don`t you quit. At least you can be buried at home in Bavaria.

7/08/2005 12:18 AM  
Anonymous martin luther said...

He shouldn't be allowed back in Germany.

7/08/2005 12:34 AM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

c.t. --thanks for letting me know about the shirt.

7/08/2005 1:19 AM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

Your Holiness,

I am OUTRAGED for you! How DARE someone pretend to be the Pope? I'm soooo glad that you are getting your legal team on this.

And whoever-it-is even used your real picture! It's just beyond belief!

BTW, I never really noticed those big ears before, Holy tuna. I hope they don't grow any more. I've heard that ears keep growing. Not tryin' to scare you or anything.

7/08/2005 1:20 AM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

My ears have always been large, and it's something that has bothered me my whole life. My therapist tells me not to let it get to me.

7/08/2005 1:23 AM  
Blogger Trudging said...

You know what they say about imitation...and all that. Anyway sue their asses !

7/08/2005 2:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don`t like competition?

7/08/2005 2:35 AM  
Anonymous Georg said...

Martin, I said Bavaria and not Germany.

7/08/2005 2:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The mocking-birds are mocking too much?

7/08/2005 2:56 AM  
Blogger dAAve said...

Your Holiness

He'll get his.

He'll get his readers.
He'll get his TV show.
He'll get his money from the t-shirts.
But you'll get the satisfaction of having the biggest ears in The Vatican. That ain't so bad, eh?

yours in service (and glad I could help)

7/08/2005 2:56 AM  
Blogger BarbaraFromCalifornia said...

Yes, I have had someone pretending to be me in blogsville too. I totally sympathize with you. When I finish with these appeals, I will represent you, if you promise to give me (1) blessings for tomorrow, and (2) card blanche to your vending machines.

7/08/2005 4:26 AM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

Barbara, you're hired. I will say many prayers for you tonight. I will also light several candles in the Vatican just for you. I'll mail you out a special card that will give you access to all the vending machines in the Vatican.

7/08/2005 5:11 AM  
Blogger jamwall said...

how could they commit such a heinous act your popeness?? you're a very unique individual. first you were john ratzenberger the actor where we loved you as Cliff Klaven in "Cheers," then you've graced us once again as pope!

george wendt never had it this good!

7/08/2005 6:55 AM  
Blogger dAAve said...

Your Holiness

That was YOU in Cheers? I didn't know. Is there a reason the bartender was named Woody?

yours in service (hmmmm...)

7/08/2005 1:02 PM  
Blogger Saur♥Kraut said...

Your holiness, I don't know if you stand a snowball's chance in Hades. I think you have 'celebrity status' so it's open-season.

Perhaps you should beat them at their own game, and come out with some brands and lines of your own. I think the Pope Joe label would be popular, especially if you blessed each piece.

7/08/2005 3:24 PM  
Blogger OldHorsetailSnake said...

I would make bets on your ability to out-kneel that imposter.

7/08/2005 4:14 PM  
Blogger Anna said...


7/08/2005 5:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nike is copied, Adidas is copied,
Rolex is copied. Benedikt is copied.
So what? Quality has it`s price.

7/08/2005 7:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey! they guy who posted above stole my name!!!! imposter!!!!!!!!!!!

7/09/2005 1:53 AM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

Genius cannot be contained.

7/09/2005 8:13 AM  
Anonymous Benedict XVII said...

You should see it in the right perspective. These problems won`t last much longer.

7/09/2005 2:44 PM  
Blogger neha said...

hi Pope Joe

how di?

i have added a link to your blogspot on mine - used your bunker sticker for the link!

you mind?


7/10/2005 2:24 PM  
Blogger Bree said...

These guys can pretend to be you, but they'll never be you, Your Holiness.

No one could ever have a car as cool as yours. I mean, come on! You're the freakin' Pope! :D

7/10/2005 11:25 PM  
Blogger Pseudo-intellectual lunatic said...

wwhen will the pop comment on my blog

7/11/2005 10:43 PM  
Blogger k said...

aw, it's hard when you're so popular that people would copy you.
Well, try to think of it as appreciation for you :)

7/12/2005 7:13 PM  

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