Friday, April 22, 2005

The Youth of the World

I really want to reach out to the youth of the world. I know that many kids watch MTV, and it’s my hope to get a show on that network. Here are my proposed shows:

Pope My Ride
This is a show where I would visit someone’s house and get their car all tricked up with Roman Catholic paraphernalia. I’d get them bulletproof glass (just like my pope mobile) and then get little statues of saints all over their front hood. I’ll even bless their motor oil. I’ll make sure their ride is Poped-out.

Pope Joe Show
This is a show that would follow my daily life—sort of like the Anna Nicole show. I think people would be surprised at my hectic schedule and how I deal with my daily dilemmas.


Blogger Kid C said...

Both novel concepts!

4/23/2005 8:21 PM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

Thank you. If you have any other ideas, please share them with me. I'll make sure you get a percentage of whatever deal I cut. That's a Papal promise.

I'll even invite you over to the Vatican for a night.

4/24/2005 6:10 AM  
Blogger Weary Hag said...

If you end up getting the Pope My Ride gig, please don't forget to stick those little guardian angel pins to the visors. That'll be a real knee-slapper among the youth of today. Besides, I think they work cause I have one and I'm not dead yet.

4/24/2005 11:55 PM  
Blogger Alan Brinker said...

Why not try for The Real World, Vatican City. Have ten young adults from around the world share your apartment with you - perhaps a Catholic, a Jew, a Mormon, a Muslim, a Buddhist, a Hindu, an Animist, an Evangelical Christian, an Atheist, and one gay man from a small town struggling to come to terms with his sexuality and see what madness ensues. This way you can even order a nice new pool table and some brightly colored ultra-cool furniture!

4/26/2005 4:22 AM  
Blogger Felicia said...

Pope Joe Show would be awesome! Would you subject viewers to your dog humping a Vatican pillow???

Better yet, would you chronicle your time using Trim Spa, as you go down 6 sizes in your vestigal garments????

4/28/2005 3:30 AM  
Blogger Hand Puppet said...

Another fabulous reality show idea.

4/28/2005 6:47 PM  
Blogger Lorem ipsum said...

Does a John Kerry sticker count?

(By the way, my verification word is praog - PRAY O GOD?)

12/01/2005 5:25 AM  

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