Vatican Coffee Maker Broke
Our office coffee maker broke this morning, and my employees are getting restless. I tried reading the catechism to them, but nothing would suffice. They want coffee, and they want it bad.
I never realized the evils of coffee. It rivals world hunger and Harry Potter.
I never realized the evils of coffee. It rivals world hunger and Harry Potter.
posted by admin | 6:21 PM
7 Comments:
Dont drink coffee. Drink tea!
But if you must have coffee, why diddle around with a machine? Your the friggin pope!
Decree that there shall be a Starbucks in the Vatican, and that yon Starbucks shall remain open 24 hours a day. Let someone else diddle with the machines.
Dang!
Imagine if there was both, in the same millisecond in alternate universes, no coffee *AND* no Harry Potter.
Our similacrum of worlds would collapse on themselves.
In all Humility,
littled
Holy Father,
Coffee is a must. However, if the machine breaks, one can always chew a coffee bean. This will do it. You get your hit without the machine. Might take a couple of beans. Try it.
Sounds like you all have got an addiction problem on your hands. What a shame!
I'm all for having a coffee vending machine next to the snowball one. How does that idea rate with you?
NO Harry Potter AND no COFFEE?? What kind of sick, demented, alternate reality would THAT be? :::shudder:::
Just get them Starbucks. They'll like it better. Stop dissing Harry Potter. Some people don't like YOU, either.
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