Thursday, July 21, 2005

Vatican Coffee Maker Broke

Our office coffee maker broke this morning, and my employees are getting restless. I tried reading the catechism to them, but nothing would suffice. They want coffee, and they want it bad.

I never realized the evils of coffee. It rivals world hunger and Harry Potter.


Blogger The Lazy Iguana said...

Dont drink coffee. Drink tea!

But if you must have coffee, why diddle around with a machine? Your the friggin pope!

Decree that there shall be a Starbucks in the Vatican, and that yon Starbucks shall remain open 24 hours a day. Let someone else diddle with the machines.

7/21/2005 6:38 PM  
Blogger Indianrunner12 said...

I feel like being a jackass today so... i'm just gonna say it... SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE!!! SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE!!! SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE!!!!

7/21/2005 7:52 PM  
Blogger La Bona said...

Great Stuff ... Cool blog ... Keep it up.

Pope, what do you say about the recent comment by Pope: Harry Potter is evil. As a result, people are now debating if the Bible is the Complete Whole Truth from God?
If you have an opinion on the authenticity on the Bible which I think has a profound impact on our society, please do email me. Alternately, you may want to check it out at the forum


7/21/2005 8:52 PM  
Blogger littledminor said...

Imagine if there was both, in the same millisecond in alternate universes, no coffee *AND* no Harry Potter.

Our similacrum of worlds would collapse on themselves.
In all Humility,

7/21/2005 9:05 PM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

Holy Father,

Coffee is a must. However, if the machine breaks, one can always chew a coffee bean. This will do it. You get your hit without the machine. Might take a couple of beans. Try it.

7/21/2005 10:35 PM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

Sounds like you all have got an addiction problem on your hands. What a shame!

7/21/2005 11:31 PM  
Blogger BarbaraFromCalifornia said...

I'm all for having a coffee vending machine next to the snowball one. How does that idea rate with you?

7/22/2005 2:47 AM  
Blogger jamwall said...


WHERE'S THE COFFEE??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7/22/2005 4:27 AM  
Blogger La Bona said...

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Take care

7/22/2005 6:10 PM  
Anonymous Lainey said...

NO Harry Potter AND no COFFEE?? What kind of sick, demented, alternate reality would THAT be? :::shudder:::

7/26/2005 6:11 PM  
Blogger Elizabeth Green said...

Just get them Starbucks. They'll like it better. Stop dissing Harry Potter. Some people don't like YOU, either.

8/02/2005 9:35 PM  
Blogger Kevin Jackson said...

Hey, great blog! Sounds like you need folgers coffee.

I love coffee and did a keyword search on folgers coffee and came up with your site. The association was close, anyway. Take care! Dave

10/03/2005 4:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read something about that on yesterday that made it sound like you would do better finding it online.

10/26/2005 12:47 AM  

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