Thursday, July 21, 2005

Vatican Coffee Maker Broke

Our office coffee maker broke this morning, and my employees are getting restless. I tried reading the catechism to them, but nothing would suffice. They want coffee, and they want it bad.

I never realized the evils of coffee. It rivals world hunger and Harry Potter.

13 Comments:

Blogger The Lazy Iguana said...

Dont drink coffee. Drink tea!

But if you must have coffee, why diddle around with a machine? Your the friggin pope!

Decree that there shall be a Starbucks in the Vatican, and that yon Starbucks shall remain open 24 hours a day. Let someone else diddle with the machines.

7/21/2005 6:38 PM  
Blogger Indianrunner12 said...

I feel like being a jackass today so... i'm just gonna say it... SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE!!! SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE!!! SNAPE KILLED DUMBLEDORE!!!!

7/21/2005 7:52 PM  
Blogger La Bona said...

Great Stuff ... Cool blog ... Keep it up.

Pope, what do you say about the recent comment by Pope: Harry Potter is evil. As a result, people are now debating if the Bible is the Complete Whole Truth from God?
If you have an opinion on the authenticity on the Bible which I think has a profound impact on our society, please do email me. Alternately, you may want to check it out at the forum

Cheers.

7/21/2005 8:52 PM  
Blogger littledminor said...

Dang!
Imagine if there was both, in the same millisecond in alternate universes, no coffee *AND* no Harry Potter.

Our similacrum of worlds would collapse on themselves.
In all Humility,
littled

7/21/2005 9:05 PM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

Holy Father,

Coffee is a must. However, if the machine breaks, one can always chew a coffee bean. This will do it. You get your hit without the machine. Might take a couple of beans. Try it.

7/21/2005 10:35 PM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

Sounds like you all have got an addiction problem on your hands. What a shame!

7/21/2005 11:31 PM  
Blogger BarbaraFromCalifornia said...

I'm all for having a coffee vending machine next to the snowball one. How does that idea rate with you?

7/22/2005 2:47 AM  
Blogger jamwall said...

AAAARRRGHHH!!!!!! THAT LITTLE SHIT HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!

WHERE'S THE COFFEE??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7/22/2005 4:27 AM  
Blogger La Bona said...

Interesting ...Alright,I have linkrf you up at http://divinetalk/blogspot.com/

Take care

7/22/2005 6:10 PM  
Anonymous Lainey said...

NO Harry Potter AND no COFFEE?? What kind of sick, demented, alternate reality would THAT be? :::shudder:::

7/26/2005 6:11 PM  
Blogger Elizabeth Green said...

Just get them Starbucks. They'll like it better. Stop dissing Harry Potter. Some people don't like YOU, either.

8/02/2005 9:35 PM  
Blogger Kevin Jackson said...

Hey, great blog! Sounds like you need folgers coffee.

I love coffee and did a keyword search on folgers coffee and came up with your site. The association was close, anyway. Take care! Dave

10/03/2005 4:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read something about that on http://www.dealsonmiele.com yesterday that made it sound like you would do better finding it online.

10/26/2005 12:47 AM  

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