Random Blood Tests
The HR Director wants to start implementing random blood tests throughout the year. This is fine for all my employees, but I don’t think it should apply to me. I have supernatural blood, and it could be very dangerous in the wrong hands.
One drop of my blood could lengthen the life of a man by fifty years. Think what would happen if Yanni or Michael Bolton got a hold of it. Think about how many more albums they could produce.
This would be a crime against humanity.
One drop of my blood could lengthen the life of a man by fifty years. Think what would happen if Yanni or Michael Bolton got a hold of it. Think about how many more albums they could produce.
This would be a crime against humanity.
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(sorry, i screwed up the previous post)
i have an old friend who hung around the minneapolis music scene in the late 70s, early 80s. they knew Yanni when he was with some local rock band.
he once told them that the secret to being star is having a "hairy chest"
....yep, that's what he said....
Good God! What if Ashlee Simpson got ahold of it!
How scary!
You have many white blood cells.
I could handle them okay, but if Neil Diamond keeps doing concerts for another fifty years, I may die prematurely.
Your Holiness
This sounds like a threat that YOU may be with us for another 50 years. This is unacceptable. Please consider a total plasma removal ASAP. You may accompany Mssrs. Yanni and Bolton.
yours in service
HP
Why random blood tests? Why not just random urine tests? It seems a tad extreme...
Your Holiness,
So, you could have saved Pope JP with a transfusion, but didn't? Just tryin' to get the facts.
Respectfully yours,
why does Yanni need the pope's blood when Yanni already has a hairy chest?
ladies and gentlemen (but not so much the ladies, of course). the secret to Yanni's success is, of course, a hairy chest!
if you add the mustache and nice hair (which i have colored with the very finest "just for men" hair formula), along with regular treatments of spray-on tan to give one the classic yellowish Yanni completion, you have eternal life!
mathematical formula
Yanni = fabulous.
Holy Father, I love your site - consider me converted. (Any one who puts down Michael Bolton must surely be blessed.) I have bookmarked your site for those times I need inspiration and some good laughs.
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Pope do you know that the time when prince charles of england married first in Year 1981 the pope died and liverpool was crwoned the european champions. in 2005 when prince charles married again the pope died and liverpool was once again crowned the champions of europe. lets hope he doesnt marry again
In the interest of your longevity, I'd say no, not true. In the interest of myth and folklore and drama and intrique, I'd say "yes."
This whole blood-letting thing is wrong. I've given gallons but it is a control game being played out today. Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all...
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