Poor Lighting
I really hate the fluorescent lights in the restroom of my new pad. The lights are really bright and everything in the restroom has that greenish-Matrix feel.
I never thought I had skin problems until now. The restroom has the kind of unflattering light that reveals every pore on my face.
I wish I had the dim yellow lights like in nice restaurants. Instead, I'm forced to wash my hands and stare at a mirror that hides nothing. I see all my imperfections clearly now.
Whenever I go inside, I shy away from the giant mirror and only look into it to check my teeth for food particles.
I never thought I had skin problems until now. The restroom has the kind of unflattering light that reveals every pore on my face.
I wish I had the dim yellow lights like in nice restaurants. Instead, I'm forced to wash my hands and stare at a mirror that hides nothing. I see all my imperfections clearly now.
Whenever I go inside, I shy away from the giant mirror and only look into it to check my teeth for food particles.
11 Comments:
...the grumpy old troll, who lives under the Vatican...(for the Dora Explorer fans). I'm so torn. I'm really a good Catholic, really.
You know, you could check out the new concealer by Estee Lauder. I hear it works magically for hiding those imperfections.
What about pink lights?
Pray to your God and maybe a miracle will occur then the lighting will be better....than green...I know what'ch ya mean. I'm doing a hail mary right now for ya....is the lighting changing?
spookyoptics
Food particles in your teeth add personality. The cameras love it.
JPII said that the only imperfections a Pope has are having to deal with humans. Didn't say anything about bad pores.
Pope Joey, you are a remarkably prolific blogger! Rock on, padre!
Go for a secret extreem makeover pope.
I dont know wot this blog is all about?
dropped by for the first time. your irreverence is refreshing. and downright hilarious. :)
with all the commotion surrounding this whatchamacullit, it's nice to know there's someone with a solid footing.
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we hope to be blessed.
Imperfections? What imperfections!?
If God said "Let there be light ..." and the world was lit, can't you say "let there be better lighting" and get the bathroom fixed?
lol - thx for my daily inspiration!
Thank you all for your recommendations.
Oh no. Oil of Olay will make you look like those old queens with the tight shiny faces. Retin-A works wonders!
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