Friday, May 06, 2005

Poor Lighting

I really hate the fluorescent lights in the restroom of my new pad. The lights are really bright and everything in the restroom has that greenish-Matrix feel.

I never thought I had skin problems until now. The restroom has the kind of unflattering light that reveals every pore on my face.

I wish I had the dim yellow lights like in nice restaurants. Instead, I'm forced to wash my hands and stare at a mirror that hides nothing. I see all my imperfections clearly now.

Whenever I go inside, I shy away from the giant mirror and only look into it to check my teeth for food particles.

16 Comments:

Blogger Misty said...

...the grumpy old troll, who lives under the Vatican...(for the Dora Explorer fans). I'm so torn. I'm really a good Catholic, really.

5/06/2005 1:12 AM  
Blogger BarbaraFromCalifornia said...

You know, you could check out the new concealer by Estee Lauder. I hear it works magically for hiding those imperfections.

What about pink lights?

5/06/2005 1:21 AM  
Blogger 357martini said...

Pray to your God and maybe a miracle will occur then the lighting will be better....than green...I know what'ch ya mean. I'm doing a hail mary right now for ya....is the lighting changing?
spookyoptics

5/06/2005 1:55 AM  
Blogger dayna said...

*L* I blogged about your blog on my blog and added a link. :)

5/06/2005 1:58 AM  
Blogger dAAve said...

Food particles in your teeth add personality. The cameras love it.

JPII said that the only imperfections a Pope has are having to deal with humans. Didn't say anything about bad pores.

5/06/2005 2:24 AM  
Blogger AP3 said...

Pope Joey, you are a remarkably prolific blogger! Rock on, padre!

5/06/2005 2:54 AM  
Blogger watts said...

thanks for the blessing!

5/06/2005 6:48 AM  
Blogger HarvardJenn said...

i heard they just sold your car for almost a quarter mil. hott

5/06/2005 7:03 AM  
Blogger Farmgal said...

Go for a secret extreem makeover pope.

5/06/2005 8:31 AM  
Anonymous swaps said...

I dont know wot this blog is all about?

5/06/2005 9:23 AM  
Blogger blue rogue said...

dropped by for the first time. your irreverence is refreshing. and downright hilarious. :)
with all the commotion surrounding this whatchamacullit, it's nice to know there's someone with a solid footing.
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we hope to be blessed.

5/06/2005 10:34 AM  
Blogger Pantoufle said...

Can I recommend Oil of Olay for those big pores of yours.

Good luck with that.

Pantoufle

5/06/2005 10:38 AM  
Blogger dddragon said...

Imperfections? What imperfections!?

If God said "Let there be light ..." and the world was lit, can't you say "let there be better lighting" and get the bathroom fixed?

lol - thx for my daily inspiration!

5/06/2005 1:05 PM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

Thank you all for your recommendations.

5/06/2005 1:53 PM  
Blogger Scott W said...

Oh no. Oil of Olay will make you look like those old queens with the tight shiny faces. Retin-A works wonders!

5/06/2005 11:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a great resource, I was searching for outdoor lighting and ran into your blog. My prayers were answered and I found the perfect outdoor lighting project.

10/07/2005 9:18 PM  

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