Cleanliness isn’t next to Godliness, but it helps.

I have a very sensitive nose and it’s difficult for me to bless people who smell, particularly those less fortunate souls who live in impoverished areas.

The terrible part is that it’s often the people that smell that need my blessing the most. You know? I’m talking about the poor people with very little running water and food. So, what’s a Pope to do?

I had to reject several Vatican hobos yesterday because they smelled.

And this doesn’t mean that I’ll bless every clean person that comes my way either. For example, I wouldn’t bless Ashley Simpson because I don’t like her music. She might smell nice, but that doesn’t matter. Her music stinks. It really stinks.