Patron Saint of Malt Liquor
I have been thinking about naming Axl Rose as the Patron Saint of Malt Liquor. His intoxicating voice has always entranced me. Like a drunken Che Guevara, he moved masses of people to follow him and believe his words.
The miracle he performed was managing to gather Izzy Stradlin, Duff McKagan, Steven Adler, and Slash to actually work together. Though addicted to every chemical solvent known to mankind, this crew managed to pump out hit records. They were sort of the white version of N.W.A.: a crew destined to fall apart, but managed to produce some amazing songs.
I know that saints are usually named after death, but I think this is appropriate since Axl’s career is dead. Let’s just let the memory of Guns n’ Roses rest in peace.
posted by admin | 7:10 AM
24 Comments:
i agree...he was his career, so go ahead and saint the man!...while ur at it, can i have a few blessings please? they are much needed!!
axl definitely deserves a nod of some kind. and what could be a more appropriate toasting beverage than 40 proof?
perhaps we should take a cue from the tabloids and call you 'Papa Ratzi,'?
A great choice Holy Father.
Trade Junkie, I'm afraid that was my car. I didn't always have Pope style. Forgive me.
Bless you all.
Oh what the hay. You're the pope. You can pull some strings and give Axl his much deserved sainthood.Besides, I think I spotted him on a slice of toast the other day anyhow. That oughta do it.
Lucinda, as a big Nirvana fan, I have a special place in my heart for Kurt. I'll need some recommendations for what kind of saint he will be.
As always, Pope Joey, your wisdom astounds. By all means, yes, do make Axl a saint. And just THINK of the possibilities for the Vatican gift shop -- this could be a real money maker!
Yes, we should make sure that all my Saints get their own pez dispenser. His dispenser should play "Knockin' on Heaven's Door."
Well, heck, have you named John Lennon Saint of something? I mean, like, he was the greatest. Is there a Saint of Peace? John was into peace. He could be St. John the Peaceful. His miracle could be that he married someone like Yoko Ono. He could have had a young beauty, but no, he wanted Yoko. So he could be Patron Saint of ugly women. We NEED a saint! Think of the Pez possibilities!
You are soooo friggin' compassionate I can't hardly stand it.
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Saint Axl of the Rose, wow only you could think of that, magnificent! I left you a little challenge on my blog, would you consider it Your Holiness?
Cool...
guns n roses are the greatest band that ever lived........
GUNS N ROSES IS THE GREATEST BAND THAT HAS EVER HAPPEND TO THE WORLD :)
How much would you want to turn in Neil Young's cause? Patron saint of old people hanging in there!
I also agree with the previous comment asking you to canonize John Lennon.
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>>>How can u demote Mr. Rose from "S-U-P-E-R-G-O-D" to mere saint????!!!
///This is an abomination of the First Order. MM
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OH DEAR MOTHER OF GAWD!!!!!
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♥ CHERISH THE DEEP LOVE THAT DWELLETH DEEP IN HIS HEART AND SPRING FORTH THE SWEETEST ELIXIR FROM HIS UNDYING SOUL...♥
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