Thursday, April 28, 2005

My Pope Pez


I want to thank one of my fellow visitors for designing this beautiful PEZ dispenser for me. As you know, I love PEZ and often chew them between long readings in mass.

If you wouldn’t mind, I’d like to start selling these in the Vatican gift shop, right next to my Pope (Soap) on a Rope.

I’m going to have the following slogan on every PEZ dispenser package: “Eat a PEZ, and Save a Soul from Purgatory.”

These babies will sell like crazy--just like my statutes of St. Francis.


Blogger dddragon said...

As the creator of the Pope Pez, I am honored that you are considering selling them in the Gift Shop. You are an inspiration to us all!

4/28/2005 3:55 PM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

Thank you so much. I shall make you the Patron Saint of Pez.

4/28/2005 4:03 PM  
Blogger AP3 said...

Ah yes, I'm sure it will be a great seller. I personally enjoy the bottled holy water that you've blessed. I need to stock up on some.

4/28/2005 6:07 PM  
Blogger Hand Puppet said...

You could make them commenorative items - just add the year and a signature and they'll go like hotcakes!

4/28/2005 6:45 PM  
Blogger Kaci said...

I think its popetastic. Perhaps you could also make wart remover called Holy Moley Remover. May your melanoma be blessed.

4/28/2005 6:59 PM  
Blogger Stace said...

Thanks for stopping by. :) And good luck with the item. I will be sure to buy some. :)

4/28/2005 7:30 PM  
Blogger Ale said...

Dear Mr. Pope sir,
now that you have this Pez thigi, which is definitely hot, does this mean you will be pulling out of the Rolex mafia??? Is it true you're supposed to get a really huge cut from it??
oh and are you planning on doing any special blessings for the blondes? just wondering--

4/28/2005 8:42 PM  
Blogger Ally said...

I'll swap my Homer Simpson Pez Dispenser for one of your pope ones as I may not be able to make it to the Vatican gift shop!

4/28/2005 8:45 PM  
Blogger Ale said...

uff, sorry, forgot to ask you... is starbucks really evil??? should be do something about them? - or at least their prices?

4/28/2005 8:45 PM  
Blogger Mike Terrell said...

Thank you for visiting my blog.

4/28/2005 8:51 PM  
Blogger Heather said...

I'll buy one! Maybe a caseload & distribute them around Colorado!

4/28/2005 9:53 PM  
Blogger actonbell said...

Will they be sold at Walmart? What is the Vatican's view of Walmart, by the way--good stuff cheap, or evil empire?

4/28/2005 10:40 PM  
Blogger Fred Millett said...

What's your view on women in the priesthood? Will you think about changing this silly, sexist rule during the brief time you'll be in office, oh Holy One?

4/28/2005 10:58 PM  
Blogger Mateo said...

Pope, not to insult you or anything (because after all, you are the pope), but you could much more easily reach the masses by selling your Pope Pez on E-bay. I mean, even old Catholic grannies have the Internet these days. Save them a trip to Rome.

4/29/2005 12:34 AM  
Blogger Josh said...

dude, i love your site, please bless my site at!!!

4/29/2005 2:55 AM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

I've considered ebay and Walmart, but I'm thinking that it's best to just sell direct through the Vatican.

4/29/2005 3:01 AM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

I don't buy coffee at Starbucks. Too expensive. I prefer the coffee at my local gas station. The gas station doesn't even want tips--they actually offer me money in the "take a penny, leave a penny" dish. It's great.

4/29/2005 3:03 AM  
Blogger Josh said...

thank you sir for blessing my site and thank you for being such a good pope!!!!

4/29/2005 3:04 AM  
Blogger GodlessMom said...

Most Holy Father,

I love the Pez idea, have you considered selling Gummi popes?

Your Servant,

4/29/2005 3:18 AM  
Blogger Imogene_Pix said...

Pope Pez! That's pretty cool. I think you should have Pope Trading Cards too with players from past and present. Saving souls from purgatory through merchandizing... I guess the Church has come a long way since the selling of Indulgences.

4/29/2005 3:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You should make the Pope PEZ look like little wafers. It could be like mini-communion.


4/29/2005 3:36 AM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

I love your blog! Great idea. I'm a pez myself. I have a question for you. I gave myself to Jesus, but now he never calls...was I too easy?

4/29/2005 3:42 AM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

Great ideas!!

4/29/2005 3:43 AM  
Blogger Jack said...

Is this true popey?

4/29/2005 4:33 AM  
Blogger eric said...

mr. pope ... i have to object on the grounds of copyright infringement.

that's actually a pez dispenser of gollum. you'll have to pay him in raw rabbits if you want to avoid legal action.

thank you in advance for your cooperation,

Law Firm of Saruman, Wormtongue & Creepy Horses With Bloody Feet

... by the way, nice idea for a blog.


4/29/2005 6:05 AM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

Eric, I always thought I looked more like Bilbo.

4/29/2005 6:29 AM  
Anonymous HELP!!! said...

Dear Pope,
What do you think I should do if girls are constantly asking out my bf...*sigh* advice needed..... :'(

4/29/2005 6:37 AM  
Blogger Di said...

Thank you so much for stopping by my humble blog. I'm very sorry to hear that your cable is out. You'd think your cable provider would have some priorities. Anyway, I put up a link to your blog in my blog so maybe I could get a blessing? That would be so rad. Oh and... no more high fives? Really?

4/29/2005 7:16 AM  
Blogger Di said...

Sorry to post twice in a row here, but were you aware that someone is trying to sell your Popemobile? Er... former Popemobile, that is...;_ylt=AomTcFikmd6kUVDBUpXlYkwSH9EA;_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNlYwMlJVRPUCUl

4/29/2005 7:41 AM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

Wow, you are one popular guy. You need to work on getting that beauty queen wave just right. Maybe the Queen can tutor you on that.
Your Pez dispenser is a great way to attract the love of children all over the world. The Vatican could have a section called Neverland where kids could feel safe and get free Pez candy.
My site could use your blessing if you can find the time. I'm feeling very spiritually oppressed and could use a powerful blessing.

4/29/2005 7:58 AM  
Blogger Ally said...

There is nothing like dressing down!
go to April 22 entry at and take a the informal look:)

4/29/2005 11:07 AM  
Blogger Myrtle Peacock said...

Hey, You Holiness, maybe you should have them make your Pez dispenser into an mp3 player? Ask this guy. I'm sure it would be absolutely bitchin'. You could do podcasts of your masses.

The best thing about you is your dogmatic steadfastness. I've been hoping they'd choose a pope like you for years - someone who would kick it with the old skool flavour. Much respect for giving mass in Latin.

I fucking love the Vatican. Such a fascinating place.

Peace out.

4/29/2005 12:54 PM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

Much respect.

I'm thinking about starting a popecast soon. I need to get a producer like Dr. Dre to help me out. I want some killer beats to back me up. Peace.

4/29/2005 1:39 PM  
Blogger imagoner said...

I'll be happy to help you with your wave your Popeness, but didn't you already have one from your time in Germay? I think it was like your arm in the air with straight hand--fingers closed, and there was a saying that went with what was that...hmmm..."Hail somethingerrother!" I'm sure you know what I mean.

I really don't wave much though. I consider my subjects worms and prefer to look down my nose at them...

4/29/2005 6:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your Holiness,

Upon reviewing your PEZ dispenser I must report that it
appears to me to look more like the Hindu god, a
phallic symbol which is dressed to look like "the god of the occasion" and washed with substances that appear to emulate ejaculant. Most espeically the mitre.

Well, perhaps its intentional? Great way to attract the youth of the world!

Peter II

4/29/2005 7:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


I think that the Pez thingies are much better than the Pope bottle openers that your predecessor had commissioned. Plus, what with just about everyone turning to twistoffs, the bottle opener lacks the utility that one expects of a first class holy trinket.

4/29/2005 7:38 PM  
Blogger Joolz said...

A number of us would like one in pink. Are you likely to diversify?

4/29/2005 8:03 PM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

I'm thinking about producing a whole line of Pope Pez dispensers. Obviously, one in each primary color. I'm also thinking it would be nice to have some music play whenever my mouth opens. Not sure what song yet.

4/29/2005 10:14 PM  
Blogger Silvia said...

Very nice!

5/01/2005 7:10 AM  
Blogger Anna said...

FAB-U-LOUS! Love da Popa Pez!

Actually, when I was in Rome waiting to get into the Vatican, I actually bought a Pope John-Paul II snow globe.
Jealous, ain'cha?

5/02/2005 9:59 PM  
Blogger Rob said...

Your Popeness,

I think the obvious choice for your Pez dispensal song would have to be Marley's 'Redemption Song' no?

5/03/2005 1:22 AM  
Blogger BarbaraFromCalifornia said...

I am dying (remember I am Jewish) from laughing.

You have that wicked, Larry David, Sasha Baron Cohen humor

I must send this to my son!

5/04/2005 9:46 PM  
Blogger Bud Wiser said...

Wonderful page! Enjoyed it very much. I come from the land of polyphonic ringtone so I know what I'm talking about!polyphonic ringtone

10/12/2005 8:40 AM  
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only if you are endowing the industry of Connecticut, a small empire of hope.
That was the only reason, to keep edifying industry and movement. If there is anything else symbolic in the Popepez, forget my endorsement...nah..changed my mind (after listening to Lang Lang's hall recording) let's go all the way...keep those fingers working. How is your Horowitz rendition coming along? Not ambitious but arrogant. Thump. I again hit my head on the lamp. Thump.

4/05/2006 1:43 AM  


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Blogger Lipsync said...

Seriously, i want a Pope Pez Dispenser! How can i get one?!

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