Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Mo’ Money, Fewer Problems

The late Notorious B.I.G. said, “Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems.”  And he was wrong.

I’ve never had more access to money in my life, and I can honestly say that I now have fewer problems.

People often misquote the Bible by saying that “Money is the root of all evil.”  But the Scripture says, “The love of money is the root of all evil.”  There’s a B.I.G. difference.

I don’t love money. It's just really nice having it around.


Blogger oscar said...

if you incorporate the book of the NOTORIOUS into currentr catholic dogma-- i may just return to the fold

4/27/2005 4:42 PM  
Blogger Jude said...

I think another great quote from the rap world is "Life aint nothin but bitches and money"... Do you notice any of the vatican nuns giving you special winks now that you are the Supreme Pontiff?

btw, I'd appreciate your blessing of my blog!

4/27/2005 5:32 PM  
Blogger Cherry Mary said...

I'm interested to know the first thing you treated yourself with after aquiring this infinite wealth, Joe (just testing it's a lot quicker to write than Your Holiness, and besides I'm feeling a lot closer to you these days).

4/27/2005 5:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't mean to be rude....but do you realize your 78 and you've never gotten laid?

4/27/2005 6:20 PM  
Blogger akiey said...

Dear Pope, it's me, not for confession, c'moooon! U know I stay on the straight & narrow, aiiight, Pope Joe?
-Just letting you know I see the difference Mo' Money is doing to your even have hott new expensive clothing. Who's ur designer? & do u have anything casual for say, Saturday?

4/27/2005 7:39 PM  
Blogger Sehbai said...

Yo PopeMeister,

Would you be an angel and loan me like 3G from yo stash, Im sure you can afford it

Paypal, Neteller or a Pokerstars trasnfer be cool


4/27/2005 7:40 PM  
Blogger Faith said...

If you would have been here I would have shared the cabbage rolls. They were made old world style. Yould would have enjoyed them. Keep the Faith

4/27/2005 7:49 PM  
Blogger Jesse said...

Father do yo umind blessing me with a bit of your money you know to ummmmm like give some to the church....if yes comment back

4/27/2005 10:32 PM  
Blogger Scott W said...

I'll make you a deal, I won't marry another man if you outlaw rap and the high five.

4/27/2005 11:41 PM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

I can't outlaw rap, but the high five definitely needs to go. I will demand 1000 Hail Marys for every high five I see.

4/28/2005 3:50 AM  
Blogger Scott W said...

Well, one out of two isn't bad. Thank you Your Pontificity.

4/29/2005 12:02 AM  
Blogger N said...

It's FEWER problems, not less problems, you illiterate numbnuts

4/29/2005 5:25 AM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

Even though I'm perfect, my grammar sometimes slips. Ooops.

But, let's not correct the Notorious B.I.G.'s grammar. RIP BIGGY.

4/30/2005 3:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Papal & famous with money hangin' out the anus!
-P Diddy

6/04/2005 3:48 AM  

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