Saturday, April 23, 2005

Someone isn't always better than you.

My mom used to tell me "There's always someone smarter, bigger, and better than you, so be humble." She said it in German of course--which sounds a bit more harsh than English because of the accent.

Well, that philosophy is not true for me. I've reached the top of the pile. There is no one on earth (or the Universe for that matter) that is better than me. I am the best at what I do.

I don't talk about it much because I'm humble, but it's true. I've worked hard and now I've made it. And you can too. You can't be Pope like me, but I'm sure you can excel in some area.

If my mom were alive today, I'd tell her that she was wrong. Dead wrong.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I find this all very ammusing.

4/23/2005 5:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ur not the pope!

4/23/2005 6:14 PM  
Blogger Kid C said...

So how long is this blog going to be around for?

4/23/2005 8:23 PM  
Blogger Indianrunner12 said...

Theres got to be something in the Bible that says something like "I god shall strike down thy dumbass who imitates thy Pope" It is pretty funny from some sick and twisted point of view.

4/24/2005 3:49 AM  
Blogger Mara Joy said...

no...your mom was still right.
God is higher than you...

4/24/2005 4:46 AM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

I'm trying to reach out to the people of the world. This is a wonderful medium to do this. Bless you all.

4/24/2005 6:09 AM  
Blogger Kelley Bell said...

Great Blog!!!!

Love it!!!!

Now I shall create a blog for the future...

For the First Pope-ette

Then we can really prove your mother wrong.

4/24/2005 6:38 PM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

Thank you.

4/24/2005 6:42 PM  
Blogger Weary Hag said...

I like the idea of being able to communicate with you on such an oh-so-personal level. This way here, as you do stuff that pisses me off I can just let you know about it quickly. The other guy, JP, he didn't have a blog. Somebody should have told him about Blogger because it's free so he wouldn't have had to spend any Pope dollars to have it.

4/25/2005 12:01 AM  
Blogger Houley said...

We all know JP was real tight on the budget like that. I don't blame him.

4/25/2005 4:58 AM  
Blogger imagoner said...

Hey, don't you consider the lord to be better than you? It is the religion you serve, right?

And clip your toenails more often!

4/28/2005 12:15 AM  
Blogger Robert van de Walle said...

Dark and Beautiful,

His Holiness is doctrinely correct: There is no one above him. God is not a human being, so Benedict XVI is top of the heap.

Of course God is "better." He is perfect, while his holiness in merely infallible, and infrequently at that.

5/03/2005 4:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mama's boy...but she still loves you from afar; I know the woman of hope and pain. She is beautiful. She could have been a Lute. I love her. I love her. 4th.

4/05/2006 1:51 AM  

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