Saturday, April 23, 2005

Bless You

I love having a job where I get paid to make people feel happy and blessed. I can literally walk into a room and some people start crying because they feel so happy to see me. If I merely smile at them and whisper a blessing, I've made their year--maybe even their lifetime.

Some people feel inclined to kneel at my feet and kiss my hand. It was strange at first, but I'm starting to get used to it. I now carry those disinfecting wipes to clean my hands when they leave. You never know where those lips have been.


Blogger Ogre said...

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4/23/2005 5:32 PM  
Blogger Weary Hag said...

You're dead on about those lips. I remember when I got Confirmed (back when my parents could still bend my mind) I was forced to bend down and kiss some Cardinal's ring. Now I have a ring-kissing fetish, but it's okay cause my fiance has a nice one and he likes this activity.

4/24/2005 11:58 PM  
Blogger zbjernak said...

u r right...
lips are one of the most contaminated part of our bodies...

4/28/2005 6:33 AM  
Blogger Words are deadly said...

Hey, you guys are totally right! It is pretty gross when you think about it. Imagine- all the things that we put in our mouths every day, YUCK!

Hey, I have a question. Does anyone here Really know if the REAL pope is the one posting these things??? I am just curious.

If it is, then WOW, Sir I, uh, I don't know exactly what to say. Except, wow, you are REALLY good with computers. I wouldn't think someone of your generation would be so computer literate. But it is amazing. Nice job!

Hey, anyone here ever get the chance. Check out my blog at
I am trying to get a lot of different people to look at it. I would really appreciate some feedback on it.

Have a Terrific day!
*~God Bless~*

5/13/2005 12:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Umm, let's employ something else into the forum besides "disinfecting wipes." Lets just think. Think greater thoughts. Clean your hands with vinegar.

4/05/2006 1:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Liebraulmilch, 2004...product of Germany. I always start laughing after I die. I go with nothing but the best in the business. Mixed with Perrier is a champagne in the making...oh, cards... Don't miss this concoction.

4/09/2006 8:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that ring has some interesting properties that i established. just ride with us, kid. you ain't seen nothing yet. To the Glory. You'll die laughing and in esteem.

4/29/2006 12:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahh, ugg, umm, yep, thanks man, for who you are. Ahh, ugg, I'm sick of this. Can you carry this emblem alone? Ilove you. You are not alone. I'm with you, cussing all the way.

4/29/2006 12:47 AM  

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