Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Mo’ Money, Fewer Problems

The late Notorious B.I.G. said, “Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems.”  And he was wrong.

I’ve never had more access to money in my life, and I can honestly say that I now have fewer problems.

People often misquote the Bible by saying that “Money is the root of all evil.”  But the Scripture says, “The love of money is the root of all evil.”  There’s a B.I.G. difference.

I don’t love money. It's just really nice having it around.

9 Comments:

Blogger OBermeo said...

if you incorporate the book of the NOTORIOUS into currentr catholic dogma-- i may just return to the fold

4/27/2005 4:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't mean to be rude....but do you realize your 78 and you've never gotten laid?

4/27/2005 6:20 PM  
Blogger akiey said...

Dear Pope, it's me again...no, not for confession, c'moooon! U know I stay on the straight & narrow, aiiight, Pope Joe?
-Just letting you know I see the difference Mo' Money is doing to your image...you even have hott new expensive clothing. Who's ur designer? & do u have anything casual for say, Saturday?

4/27/2005 7:39 PM  
Blogger Jesse said...

Father do yo umind blessing me with a bit of your money you know to ummmmm like give some to the church....if yes comment back

4/27/2005 10:32 PM  
Blogger Scott W said...

I'll make you a deal, I won't marry another man if you outlaw rap and the high five.

4/27/2005 11:41 PM  
Blogger admin said...

I can't outlaw rap, but the high five definitely needs to go. I will demand 1000 Hail Marys for every high five I see.

4/28/2005 3:50 AM  
Blogger Scott W said...

Well, one out of two isn't bad. Thank you Your Pontificity.

4/29/2005 12:02 AM  
Blogger admin said...

Even though I'm perfect, my grammar sometimes slips. Ooops.

But, let's not correct the Notorious B.I.G.'s grammar. RIP BIGGY.

4/30/2005 3:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Papal & famous with money hangin' out the anus!
-P Diddy

6/04/2005 3:48 AM  

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