Everyone isn’t replaceable.
People ask me all the time what it’s like being the new pope. I tell them that it’s like any other new job, except I can’t retire or be fired at this one. And not only that, but I’m practically guaranteed to go to heaven when I die. So that’s a bonus.
The Vatican is not a terrible place to live either. The only down part is that I have to wear socks at night. The floor can get quite cold, which makes my nightly trips to the restroom a little discouraging.
The Vatican is not a terrible place to live either. The only down part is that I have to wear socks at night. The floor can get quite cold, which makes my nightly trips to the restroom a little discouraging.
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I always thougth Ugg boots made a guy look feminine--not that there's anything wrong with that. I just think I should look more regal and down to earth. I want to look approachable and yet not approachable.
What about Birkenstocks?
how about those colourful slippers from china? Blue is masculine and yet they would still be pretty.
Is there a lot of marble in your bedroom? Did you take Pope John Paul II's old room, or do you get a new one?
I can only speak Chinese when ordering food.
Hey pope. Not to downplay the Ugg boots or socks idea... but perhaps a nice throw rug would do the trick? That way you can stay barefoot... I know how you love to show off your pedicure. Plus, word on the street is that airing out your feet is the best way to combat nasty germs and athlete's foot. As holy as it is, the Vatican has to be a hotbed for germs. Yuck.
Holy F.......ather, the pope has a blog! Anyway, how about a new hat, Your Holiness? Something with a brim maybe, to shade your eyes from the glare of the bling?
BTW since you've taken up your new hobby I wondered if you have any plans for a Patron Saint of Blogging?
Oh yes, area rugs would definitely take care of your cold tootsies, plus they make for good traction when you gotta get to the john fast! I have a great connection to custom made rugs and you can even choose your own designs. I have linked you and hope you will bless my humble blog.
I may convert after reading your blog. Put Jesus First!
Silly me. I thought some of your faithful man-servants at the vat would be willing to carry his holiness to the john in the middle of the night. Ya learn something new everyday.
Area rugs are a great idea. I'm thinking about getting some shag carpet. I love wiggling my toes in shag carpet. It's a great stress reliever.
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You must know Saint Barbara. She wears socks to bed. Her request, "Don't hurt me or abuse me." She is the most gorgeous woman but sick of this cat service to you catholics. Divine love requested.
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