Sunday, April 24, 2005

I'm sad today.

MTV passed on my “Pope My Ride” television show idea. I’m pretty bummed out right now. I need to find that Communion wine.


Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

Dont worry, Joe. You could always pitch them with my hot new show idea, Pope'd, where you and your cardinal buddies play practical jokes on unsuspecting preists, all in front of hidden cameras.

4/24/2005 5:57 PM  
Blogger Nihilus said...

Isso era muita giro pá!

4/24/2005 5:59 PM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

Love it. If I get the deal, I want you to be my creative producer.

4/24/2005 6:02 PM  
Blogger PBF Students said...


4/24/2005 6:17 PM  
Blogger Mr. Chalk said...

Excellent. By the way, I love that crayzee bling bling coat you are wearing. Did you pick that up on 125th ?

4/24/2005 6:40 PM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

Thanks. I had the Sean Jean crew design it for me.

4/24/2005 6:42 PM  
Blogger Nihilus said...

Yeah, that coat and the your evil eye gives you the perfect Adolf Hitler style, why don't you start wearing a tiny little funny looking moustache?

4/24/2005 7:41 PM  
Blogger alvaro!! said...

haha chronos, u are u so funny...
i'm afraid about the new pope, he seems the evil!!
can u bless my web please??
see u soon

4/24/2005 8:10 PM  
Blogger Faith said...

Hey nut job, Just because my name is Faith does not mean I waant to hear from the pope. Even if you were I be really freaked out by you. Get a grip on reality and back off unless you really know the person. If you had read the blog before you posted comment on it you would of figured it out. Well, maybe.Please get help you definatly need it.

4/24/2005 8:52 PM  
Blogger Joolz said...

Oh Mr Pope man, your excellency, royal highness.
Why not try another satellite channel? I really think we could benefit from a papal show and rths schmucks cannot spot a good idea if it hits them between the eyes.
And thank you for being a blogging pope. It is good that you get on down with the geeks.

4/24/2005 9:10 PM  
Blogger Not Larry Sabato said...

Thank You for honoring our blog your excellency.

4/24/2005 9:13 PM  
Blogger Joolz said...

By the way, is it true you are a rapsinger?

4/24/2005 9:13 PM  
Blogger freddietheturnip said...

Wow, this is the most hilarious blog I've seen in ages! Keep up the good work, your Holiness

4/24/2005 9:53 PM  
Blogger bschneider5 said...

You can do your part in the war on drugs by going around talking to school kids "I'm the Pope, and it ain't cool to do dope"......Bradsblog

4/24/2005 10:27 PM  
Blogger Freedom said...

fine job :-))


take care of god...!!!

Don Viona

4/24/2005 10:28 PM  
Blogger Ms Burden said...

You're guys are the best!

4/24/2005 11:34 PM  
Blogger Weary Hag said...

Sorry they turned down your show idea. Did you try name-dropping because that could help ya know. Maybe if they knew who your heavenly father is, they would have given you a shot. Try it next time.
Even though I'm not one of your peeps, I plan to stop back often.

4/25/2005 12:08 AM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

Thank you all for your support. Being Pope is very stressful at times. I find blogging to be a relaxing activity.

4/25/2005 2:46 AM  
Blogger akiey said...

Welcome to the Blog world your "Online Holiness". You cracked me up to think someone would actually rep the new Pope online.
Well, he said...ooops, sorry, YOU said you'll be the 1st Internet savvy Pope bet you'll reach the masses even better thru this blog.

4/25/2005 4:27 AM  
Blogger Houley said...

Obviously the best way to communicate is thru blogging... The Pope knows that!

4/25/2005 5:04 AM  
Blogger Joel said...

wow, the pope. yup. funny joke... I'm laughing... really... NOT

4/25/2005 6:13 AM  
Blogger Jack Safety said...

You Mighty Popeness, I beg your pardon for asking, but I think my thre readers might want to know, did you get shitfaced last night?

4/25/2005 6:30 AM  
Blogger Pseudo-intellectual lunatic said...

Holy Father can I link you to my blog?

4/25/2005 6:40 AM  
Blogger Pseudo-intellectual lunatic said...

oh yeah and that faith person, pray that she learns her illiterate ass to spell definitely

4/25/2005 6:50 AM  
Blogger Angel said...

Want a dog? I offer to you my little dog. The Vatican will be happy!

4/25/2005 12:19 PM  
Blogger nick said...

am just wonderin how far ur gonna take this but its good entertainment i must admit

4/25/2005 3:10 PM  
Blogger DP. said...

I'm glad to see that the vatican is moving in a positive direction. Actively blogging can hardly be seen as anything else now, can it?

4/25/2005 3:33 PM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

Somebody replaced my pinot for some cheap Charles Shaw merlot.

4/25/2005 3:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have always wanted to taste the wine from your holy grail!!! I am sad to hear that you are not getting pinot anymore... But Merlot goes well with porterhouse steak medium rare and fresh gravy!

4/25/2005 9:52 PM  
Blogger emilyblue said...

pope my ride??? lol xD

4/26/2005 12:52 AM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

I like the idea of a show called "Pope'D"-- a la Punk'd. In this show, I would fake my death and have a Cardinal think he's going to be the next Pope. We'd get him all dressed up in my garb and tell him that we picked him to be Pope.

I show up with a camera crew and tell him he's been Pope'd. I'm sure we'll all get a good laugh.

4/26/2005 4:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I'm sad today..."

I'm sad for you, too. I think it was a good idea.

4/26/2005 5:51 PM  
Blogger Jono said...

Hi Benny

Thank you for dropping in on my blog. It was totally unexpected. I'm sorry to say that I missed out on seeing your special day. I rented a whole bunch of Sopranos DVD's from the video store and I left it too late to watch both. Something had to give. I hope you can forgive me.

On the subject of your tv show ideas - they all sound great. But I was wondering if maybe the right vehicle for you may be a pre-existing format. Ok I'll be blunt - I'm thinking of "Extreme Makeover" here.

I think you could really benefit. You don't have to be Joan Rivers to know when its time for an eyelid lift. I think this could really broaden your appeal. I'm saying this in a heartfelt way. Its getting so that I keep expecting to see Linda Blair leap out from behind you and throw you down a flight of stairs.

Anyway thanks again for popping by my blog. If you're ever in Sydney you should totally let me know. In fact if you come around the beginning of March next year we could do Mardi Gras together. In fact the new-look popemobile would look bloody great leading the parade. Or bringing up the rear. I'm not sure which you'd prefer.

Take care your holiness,

Jono xxx

4/26/2005 5:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sad today. They won't serve me communion. I have to take classes. Classes? What do you mean classes? On a clear can see forever. I'm in love. I'm in love.

4/29/2006 12:15 AM  

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