Monday, May 02, 2005

Concerning Red Wine

During this afternoon’s lunch, the Cardinal next to me put ice in his glass of Merlot. His first sin was ordering the Merlot; the second sin was adding ice.

I’m sorry for being a wine snob, but it’s just wrong to add ice to red wine. Furthermore, why drink the restaurant’s house Merlot, when there was a perfectly fine Pinot available? I call those actions an abomination.

24 Comments:

Blogger nick said...

how many glasses of wine did YOU have???
he who casts the first sip should not compare wines...lol

5/02/2005 4:43 PM  
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5/02/2005 5:34 PM  
Blogger aeoliano said...

But your Holiness! I cannot believe you would admonish a cardinal for honoring Christ's first miracle? Wine to water, water to wine? And besides the favorite wine in Italy is an excellent Arneis from the Piemonte region. It is a white and will not stain vestments or table clothes. Also it will help your complexion. Red wine cause rosaceia.

5/02/2005 5:53 PM  
Blogger AP3 said...

Do they ever serve wine-in-a-box in the Vatican?

5/02/2005 7:32 PM  
Blogger Jay said...

Pinot is a really fab wine! Great taste Ben!

Please please please leave a comment on my blog!! I want to show up ol' Nick. (Gichu not Santa!!)

5/02/2005 8:45 PM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

Jesus turned the water into wine and the Cardinal next to you was trying to turn the wine into water....shameful!

5/02/2005 8:51 PM  
Blogger Trudging said...

Very funny idea and a very cool Blog. Keep it up...well at least until someone threatens to sue you.

5/02/2005 9:28 PM  
Blogger Anna said...

Ya'll have been brain-washed by Sideways!
That said, I agree- Down with Merlot.
Excommunicate him!

5/02/2005 9:34 PM  
Blogger Ontario Emperor said...

Thank you for countering the stereotype that Germans only drink beer. If you're successful, everyone except Splunchy will know better.

5/02/2005 9:41 PM  
Blogger actonbell said...

No Merlot! Maybe you could ban it...

5/02/2005 11:28 PM  
Blogger Kaci said...

Next they'll be drinking fourties of Schlitz. In poor taste indeed.

5/02/2005 11:56 PM  
Blogger GodlessMom said...

In vino veritas. Or, in vino ice cube. A least he didn't put ketchup on his prime rib.

5/03/2005 1:08 AM  
Blogger aeoliano said...

It is an Italian custom for lady's to put ice cubes in wine to weaken the beverage. To reduce its effects for obvious reasons. Even to the Pope.

Perhaps JPII finally invited a descendent of mary magdalene to join the august ranks of the cardinals? Perhaps in response to "The DaVinci" code?

5/03/2005 2:44 AM  
Blogger Ale said...

Aeoliano, I think we've finally figured out a good name for our pope here... JP!!! JP- How do you like it??
As far as the wine discussion-- I hate merlot too, I prefer dry chianti, or a nice australian shiraz.

5/03/2005 3:08 AM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

I'm so glad you're all in agreement here on the whole wine thing.

I just ordered a half bottle of Pinot from room service at the hotel I'm at right now.

You can call me JP anytime. Peace.

5/03/2005 3:29 AM  
Blogger dian said...

aah. Yeah, Pinot rocks! Haha. Great choice.. :)

5/03/2005 4:30 AM  
Blogger Wardo said...

Pinot? Every idiot and their brother thinks Pinot "rocks" just because it was talked about at length in that movie, "Sideways." Make up your own mind about what a good wine is! Who needs a movie to tell you what to believe?!

-A

5/03/2005 4:32 AM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

Arugs, I loved Pinot before "Sideways." Don't be a playa hata.

I feel you. Drink whatever you like--just don't drink malt liquor or Merlot. Keep it real.

5/03/2005 4:48 AM  
Blogger Esther Kustanowitz said...

I think the question is, what would Jesus drink? Merlot? I think not.

5/03/2005 5:12 AM  
Blogger whatever1003 said...

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5/03/2005 5:50 AM  
Blogger Anna said...

JP? Why call him JP? He's not John Paul. He's Benedict. Get with the times.

5/03/2005 8:11 PM  
Blogger venus de kilo said...

The real sin here is adding the ice cubes to the wine.

However, I do predict a comback for Merlot. Pinot will become today's Cabernet, Shiraz/Syrah will be the new Pinot, and Zinfandel will be the new Merlot.

5/05/2005 3:24 AM  
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