Wednesday, February 08, 2006

20-Minutes with Laura Bush

I have a 20-minute meeting scheduled with Laura Bush tomorrow. She requested to meet with me because she loves my new book. I try to meet with my fans whenever I get a chance, but it gets tough with my hectic schedule.

She was a bit disappointed that I could only meet with her for twenty minutes, but that’s the way it must be. I’m a busy Pope. I have souls to pray for so they can get out of purgatory.


Blogger Lorem ipsum said...

How come she gets an advance copy? Amazon won't ship it till February 14.

I think she's lying. The librarian thing has got to be a sham.

2/09/2006 1:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I noticed there's been no mention of George reading the book, Too hard? I guess he is still reading "My Pet Goat".

2/09/2006 2:13 AM  
Blogger sidcruise said...

Are you really the Pope cos you are seriously funny ..well you can charm the gurks!

2/09/2006 10:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have read almost half of Deus Caritas Est. Deep suff...

By the way, I got my copy for free last Friday. It came in the diocesan newspaper. I hope you are still getting your royalties.

2/09/2006 2:12 PM  
Blogger niel said...

You do realize that she is an Episcolian! HERETIC!! I hope you are going to try to convert her to the only correct way to worship JC.

Is Jenna coming too? I would hope so she seems so awesome! Unlike her stick in the mud sister Barbara.

2/09/2006 5:10 PM  
Blogger Bulworth said...

She should be grateful she's getting 20, Your Holiness.

2/09/2006 5:15 PM  
Blogger Jemima said...

Glad to hear you don''t waste your papal time, but keep busy thinking about those tormented souls. Someone has to!

2/09/2006 6:34 PM  
Blogger foodiechickie said...

Wait didn't you eliminate purgatory?

2/09/2006 7:31 PM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

Your Holiness, anyone else would be thrilled with 20 minutes of your time. She's a b*tch to question you.

2/10/2006 2:58 AM  
Blogger Trudging said...

Yeah, I thought you eliminated purgatory too!

2/10/2006 2:35 PM  
Blogger Bulworth said...

His Holiness only eliminated Limbo. Purgatory is still in fine shape.

2/10/2006 5:25 PM  
Blogger Saur♥Kraut said...

I hope you're not praying for anyone without being paid for it. That's Catholic tradition, you know. After all, you're worth it! ...Perhaps you should charge Laura, too...

2/11/2006 9:09 PM  
Blogger noonehome said...

Please Your Holiness! We're in the nUthouse at:

We need some of your prayers (and perhaps a blessing or two)!!!! It's an emergency!! Your public (the ones who aren't in purgatory) need you!

2/12/2006 4:38 AM  
Blogger Rob Seifert said...

20 minutes is more than I would grant her...


2/12/2006 10:17 PM  
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2/13/2006 9:14 AM  
Blogger BarbaraFromCalifornia said...

Praying for those in the Bush administration along could take you the rest of your life!!

2/13/2006 9:32 PM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

Have a Happy Valentine's Day!! Eat some chocolate and go dancing.

2/14/2006 2:46 AM  
Blogger JBlue said...

Your holiness, Laura Bush is Methodist. The Shrub converted when he married her. Shrub, Sr., and the Quaker Oats lady are Episcopalians. Just thought I would set that record straight. Don't know why I care, really...?

2/15/2006 11:33 PM  
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