Sunday, January 01, 2006

Happy New Year!

I'm sitting at home watching all these entertainment news show talking about the best of 2005. They're talking about Jessica Simpson, Johnny Carson, etc... but nobody has mentioned me yet.

I thought for sure that I'd get some sort of mention. It's just a little disappointing.


Blogger Gary said...

Yeah and they keep mentioning you-know-who. Maybe once he's a saint, they can put him behind them and give you a little attention Papa.

1/01/2006 10:29 PM  
Blogger JBlue said...

I would suggest you put on a pair of hot pants and writhe on the hood of a car, but I'm not sure anybody wants to see that. It does seem to work for some people, though.

Happy New Year, Your Holiness!

1/02/2006 1:25 AM  
Blogger Saur♥Kraut said...

Well, lots of blogs are mentioning your predecessor's demise... Perhaps they're just assuming that everyone knows you're the logical progression.

Anyway, Happy New Year, Your Holiness!

1/02/2006 3:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You were mentioned on Regis' New Year's Eve show. Some guy would win a flight to anywhere in the world if he could tell Regis where you were born. Too bad the guy thought you were born in Poland.

1/02/2006 4:12 AM  
Blogger Mr. Cougar said...

Well, you know, it's a little hard to forget John Paul...

1/02/2006 9:59 AM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

You have to do something that really stands out. If you had a bad fall, you'd make the show. If you wore a Speedo, you'd make the show. You see?

1/02/2006 7:11 PM  
Blogger Åñèè§å said...

happy new year to you too....

1/03/2006 12:31 AM  
Blogger schnoodlepooh said...

Poor Mr. Popey. I guess you just have to win them over one at a time, like the old fashioned way.
Happy new year to ya anyway!

1/03/2006 2:00 AM  
Anonymous MetroDad said...

Happy New Year, Popey! Keep up the great work!

1/03/2006 6:29 PM  
Blogger Elizabeth Green said...

Happy New Year, Your Holiness. I think you should probably hire a new publicist. Or you should try starting a scandal--a scandal will always get you a lot of attention. Maybe you could try embezzling some money from the Vatican bank?

1/04/2006 5:24 AM  
Blogger Paul said...

Dear Pop,
You didn't make the show cuz it's so hard to spell your name and add those capital letters behind it, too.

Anyway, what did you do that deserved a mention?

1/04/2006 2:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your Holiness,
Give it more time, Pope JP II was here for a long time. Besides, alot of people think you put your foot in your mouth with that homosexual thing anyway.

1/05/2006 1:07 AM  
Blogger Anna said...

You're way up there in My book, Padre!

1/05/2006 6:05 PM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

Your Holiness,

I watched Dick Clark. Now, if you had been on TV dropping the ball in NYC, I would have watched YOU for sure.

You'd be my first pick, obviously. You need a new agent.

1/06/2006 1:44 AM  
Blogger Bulworth said...

You did come up in some of the very many year-end reviews, Your Holiness.

1/06/2006 11:20 PM  
Blogger GC PHILO said...

Now Johnny Carson... THAT was an entertainer! WHat have you done lately? Not even a decent juggle I bet.

1/07/2006 2:43 AM  
Blogger GreatSheElephant said...

now, see if you actually came clean about your longterm same sex partner that you go on all those walking holidays with, rather than issuing blanket condemnations of homosexuality, I'm sure you'd get on lots of shows. Just look at Elton John.

1/08/2006 6:46 PM  
Anonymous Jay said...

You're on the cover of my "2005 World Revue" compilation CD that I sent out to all my friends and relatives, if that counts. In a collage, right next to Neil Young, your dear predecessor, and a sign from New Orleans saying "God Help Us."

Hope this helps. Don't be denied.

2/05/2006 8:09 AM  

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