Tuesday, December 06, 2005

On Monday, I received a gift from the Italian carmaker Ferrari. I must admit that I was pretty excited when I found out they were going to give me something. But, it wasn’t what I had in mind. Instead of a new car, they gave me a steering wheel.

I’m sure the average NASCAR fan would adore such a gift, but I’m not a NASCAR kind of guy. I would have preferred a gift certificate for a free facial and massage.


Anonymous Sumus Domini said...

Too bad the 1.1 mil they gave you has to go to charity. Can't you find a way to take a little from the top. Nah, you're the Pope, you can't do such a thing.

On another note, now that you have the steering wheel, maybe you will get the rest of the car for Christmas.

12/07/2005 12:53 AM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

Your Holiness,

What about the manicure and pedicure? NOW you want a facial and a massage? You gotta make up your mind.

12/07/2005 1:10 AM  
Blogger Time Bandit said...

Your Popeness,

You will go down in history as the Metrosexual Pope.

12/07/2005 3:17 AM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

If you get a chance, my post for today (Dec. 6th) offers you MUCH better choices.

I'm not into NASCAR either.

12/07/2005 3:52 AM  
Blogger magnum said...

Wow - you got jipped by Ferrari! I bet they would have given the old pope a new car instead of just a steering wheel...

12/07/2005 4:45 AM  
Blogger Anna said...

A steering wheel without the car?! Man, that is Cheap!

12/07/2005 2:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they gave the rest of the car to charity. One can only hope.

12/08/2005 9:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it possible the the rest of the car is going to carry the Olympic torch?

12/09/2005 3:37 AM  
Blogger JBlue said...

Your Holiness, my advice: re-gift. Isn't there some Cardinal you could pass that steering wheel off on? Just wrap it up nicely and re-gift!

12/09/2005 8:19 PM  
Blogger Elizabeth Green said...

It's all about the list. You can't expect them to read your mind! Or you have to get one of your dead colleagues to send them a sign. Isn't there some sports bar that you could "donate" the steering wheel to?

12/10/2005 10:04 PM  

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