Thursday, December 01, 2005

I need a manicure really bad right now. A pedicure couldn’t hurt either.


Blogger mermaidgrrrl said...

Do you go for a straight buff, or do you "queer eye" it a bit and go the gloss or french polish?

12/01/2005 6:18 AM  
Blogger luca said...

some german newspapers claim that you healed a baby from cancer.

how did you do?

12/01/2005 2:02 PM  
Blogger lauralu said...

has the vatican's legal counsel found what you're doing yet and gotten a cease & desist order issued? this stuff is hysterical. it might make a convert out of me yet.

12/01/2005 2:35 PM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

Luca, I'm ao glad that a newspaper has finally acknowledged my gift of healing. This will help me become a saint much quicker.

I can't heal and tell. It's a papal secret.

12/01/2005 4:15 PM  
Blogger Anna said...

Praise Jesus for the mani / pedis! I know I thank God for them!

12/01/2005 10:46 PM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

Make sure they use one of those razor things on your heels. I'm sure you have a lot of hard, dead skin there.

12/02/2005 2:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's time you did something for yourself, make sure to listen to some of your favorite music and relax.

12/02/2005 3:06 AM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

You should be able to get a pedicure. Some guy could be under your desk doin' you while you write your next speech. The hands could get done later.

12/02/2005 12:59 PM  
Blogger Saur♥Kraut said...

I dunno. My pedicures are almost sensual. Wouldn't getting a pedicure be a sin of the flesh?

12/02/2005 5:53 PM  
Blogger Trudging said...

Don't you have people to do that.

12/02/2005 9:10 PM  
Blogger Courtney said...

True...It would be a shame to heal someone, then almost immediately cut them with a hang-nail.

12/02/2005 9:41 PM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

Courtney is RIGHT! You really MUST get your nails done. TODAY.

12/02/2005 9:46 PM  
Anonymous The Pagan said...

Dear Mr. Pope,
For the pedicure, I highly recommend the heated massage chairs that some of the better salons have available. Nothing like a warm & toasty butt massage while having someone, work on your feet.

12/02/2005 11:59 PM  

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