Shock Treatment
I keep getting shocked today. My robes are rubbing against the carpet and causing too much static. It’s really annoying.
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8 Comments:
try some hairspray on your robes.
Isn't that just the Holy Spirit giving you little 'kisses'?
A nun told me that once....
I agree with Haiku John. I thought it must be the power of the Holy Spirit. You should really get it going and touch other people and shock them.
Your Holiness,
On the static cling stuff: Your skin must be all dried out. Use some lotion on your legs.
Today I saw a photo of you in red loafers. You might want to rethink that.
I think this is related to the soap sliver thing, your Holiness.
Do the liquid soap thing--with moisturizers. At least in winter, it really helps.
Hey, I solved your little hotel bottles of shampoo problem. Just get a manly scent.
It's the weather. This, too, shall pass. Hey, you're in Newsweek this week stepping out in your red Pradas. Fancy.
Jesus went barefoot.
Bennie, I mean Joe, have you tried Static-Gard? It smells funny, but will get rid of the static cling as well as all those annoying hangers-on.
Love your blog. Thanks for bringing the Vatican into the fourteenth century.
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