Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Shock Treatment

I keep getting shocked today. My robes are rubbing against the carpet and causing too much static. It’s really annoying.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

try some hairspray on your robes.

11/15/2005 9:22 PM  
Blogger John said...

Isn't that just the Holy Spirit giving you little 'kisses'?

A nun told me that once....

11/15/2005 10:00 PM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

I agree with Haiku John. I thought it must be the power of the Holy Spirit. You should really get it going and touch other people and shock them.

11/16/2005 2:24 AM  
Blogger TLP said...

Your Holiness,

On the static cling stuff: Your skin must be all dried out. Use some lotion on your legs.

Today I saw a photo of you in red loafers. You might want to rethink that.

11/16/2005 3:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think this is related to the soap sliver thing, your Holiness.
Do the liquid soap thing--with moisturizers. At least in winter, it really helps.

Hey, I solved your little hotel bottles of shampoo problem. Just get a manly scent.

11/16/2005 5:48 AM  
Blogger JBlue said...

It's the weather. This, too, shall pass. Hey, you're in Newsweek this week stepping out in your red Pradas. Fancy.

11/17/2005 12:43 AM  
Blogger Trudging said...

Jesus went barefoot.

11/17/2005 9:51 PM  
Blogger lorem ipsum said...

Bennie, I mean Joe, have you tried Static-Gard? It smells funny, but will get rid of the static cling as well as all those annoying hangers-on.

Love your blog. Thanks for bringing the Vatican into the fourteenth century.

12/01/2005 5:17 AM  

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