Friday, November 11, 2005

My Soap Dilemma

At what point should I throw away my bar of soap? I use the soap until it becomes this thin potato chip like thing--but then it's practically impossible to use.

I try and blend it in with a new bar of soap, but it never works. It just ends up slipping out of my hands.

One of my Cardinals told me that I should switch to liquid soap, but it doesn't make me feel as masculine.


Anonymous lynix said...

Your Holiness:

kindly enlighten me as to why would liquid soap make you feel like you compromised your masculinity?

11/11/2005 3:58 AM  
Anonymous garden kitty said...

Mr. Pope,

You should try liquid soap with one of them poofy things. You'll be smiling more.

garden kitty

11/11/2005 5:08 AM  
Blogger dAAve said...

Your Holiness

If your masculinity is the issue, you have much larger problems than using liquid soap. Take a hard look at that silly dress you wear. C'mon, Popester!

Save the liquid soap for the altar boys.

yours in service

11/11/2005 11:53 AM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

Your Holiness:

Pope-on-a-rope is the answer. At better stores everywhere, you can buy soap-on-a-rope. Well, you should invent soap which is in your holiness' likeness, and put it on a rope like soap-on-a-rope.

As a side note, you should NOT ever bend over to pick up soap in the shower. I mean, you live with priests! Get a grip! On the soap and on reality.

11/11/2005 3:43 PM  
Anonymous The Pagan said...

Dear Mr. Pope,
Helpful household tip: Procure one of those knee high nylons and drop all your soap slivers in there. After a period of accumulation, you will have a comingled soapy mass to use, and an exercise in frugality (futility?). Happy soaping.

11/11/2005 7:03 PM  
Blogger Pseudo-intellectual lunatic said...

grinding the hardened slivers into a crummy paste is great-you feel kinda 19th century-iesh

11/12/2005 3:52 AM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

They make manly smelling body washes that have granules in them. You will feel rough and tough as you scrub your holy bod. If you prefer soap, throw it away when it starts to bend.

11/12/2005 5:09 AM  
Blogger Gary said...

I would save the wafer thin soaps, dry them out.. and use them as communion wafers for children who have used the Lord's name in vain.

11/12/2005 7:18 AM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

Ohhhhh. Good one gary!

11/12/2005 5:41 PM  
Blogger Åñèè§å said...

LOL @ Gary
may be ur just not stickin the thin piece of soap on the new 1....

11/14/2005 4:52 AM  
Blogger Ayatollah Mugsy said...

I heartily recommend Hartz Groomer's Best Puppy Shampoo. It will keep your coat shiny and soft. You are God's Rottweiler, correct?

11/15/2005 6:01 AM  
Blogger gawker said...

When you begin to lose your bar of soap in your ass crack that is when you replace it

11/15/2005 5:26 PM  
Blogger Elizabeth Green said...

I'm with Gary on this one.

11/27/2005 8:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the pope john paul was a paedophile who hated gays

11/29/2005 11:17 PM  
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