Friday, November 18, 2005

The Vatican Lunch Truck

I was starving this morning because I didn’t eat breakfast. So, when the lunch truck arrived at the Vatican at 11 a.m., I quickly ran outside to order an egg and chorizo burrito. I usually send out my assistant to get my food, but I was starving.

The lunch truck has a giant horn that plays the same tune as the car from the Dukes of Hazzard. I’ve always thought that song was kind of annoying, but this morning it was a song I was desperate to hear.

I can’t even begin to tell you how beautiful that song was to me this morning. It was almost like a group of angels were using trumpets to announce some glorious news from heaven. My stomach is so happy right now.

11 Comments:

Blogger Bulworth said...

Praise be for the Lunch truck!

11/18/2005 6:37 PM  
Blogger Krepke said...

Yeah, I know how it is when you hear the call of the roach coach.

Hey, what do you have planned for the 500th anniversary celebration of the Swiss Guard?

11/18/2005 11:53 PM  
Blogger Gary said...

Body and blood is one thing - for the soul of course. But when it's time for the body -mmmmm a burrito is divine.

11/19/2005 2:40 AM  
Blogger Blogenfreude said...

Here in NYC, the contest for best lunch cart was won by a schnitzel maker. I can't believe you can't get one of those in Vatican City. Proximity and all ... you know.

11/19/2005 2:42 AM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

Why is it that food from those vending trucks is so good? I had the BEST egg rolls ever from those things, and I even asked the Chinese lady who made them if she would make a dozen for me to take home the next day. She did. It truly is the food of the gods. I mean, the food of the God.

11/19/2005 6:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Pope! Heres what you need to do...

1Write something really good thats slighting disturbing/unpopelike

2Submit it to collegehumor.com and they might put it in their hotlinks.

3 BAM! A load of extra traffic!

11/20/2005 1:46 AM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

Your Holiness,
I cannot imagine you doing anything such as Anonymous suggests. But if you do, think about talking about how Mary was an unwed mother.

You like the roach coach? Huh! They should feed you more. You've lost weight.

11/20/2005 9:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the lunch truck

11/22/2005 5:38 AM  
Blogger Laura Ashley Sarah Jane said...

You probably should have ordered some hog jowls, and collard greens with cornbread. Or maybe even some fried chicken with biscuits and sweet tea. That would be more in line with the "Dixie theme horn"
and more filling than a burito. Better yet, when you come to the States I'll fix it for you myself.

11/23/2005 1:29 PM  
Blogger Elizabeth Green said...

Don't you have some sort of Vatican chef who sees to your tummy's needs? Even Oprah has a chef.

11/27/2005 8:21 PM  
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