The Vatican Lunch Truck
I was starving this morning because I didn’t eat breakfast. So, when the lunch truck arrived at the Vatican at 11 a.m., I quickly ran outside to order an egg and chorizo burrito. I usually send out my assistant to get my food, but I was starving.
The lunch truck has a giant horn that plays the same tune as the car from the Dukes of Hazzard. I’ve always thought that song was kind of annoying, but this morning it was a song I was desperate to hear.
I can’t even begin to tell you how beautiful that song was to me this morning. It was almost like a group of angels were using trumpets to announce some glorious news from heaven. My stomach is so happy right now.
The lunch truck has a giant horn that plays the same tune as the car from the Dukes of Hazzard. I’ve always thought that song was kind of annoying, but this morning it was a song I was desperate to hear.
I can’t even begin to tell you how beautiful that song was to me this morning. It was almost like a group of angels were using trumpets to announce some glorious news from heaven. My stomach is so happy right now.
posted by admin | 5:54 PM
8 Comments:
Praise be for the Lunch truck!
Yeah, I know how it is when you hear the call of the roach coach.
Hey, what do you have planned for the 500th anniversary celebration of the Swiss Guard?
Body and blood is one thing - for the soul of course. But when it's time for the body -mmmmm a burrito is divine.
Why is it that food from those vending trucks is so good? I had the BEST egg rolls ever from those things, and I even asked the Chinese lady who made them if she would make a dozen for me to take home the next day. She did. It truly is the food of the gods. I mean, the food of the God.
Pope! Heres what you need to do...
1Write something really good thats slighting disturbing/unpopelike
2Submit it to collegehumor.com and they might put it in their hotlinks.
3 BAM! A load of extra traffic!
Your Holiness,
I cannot imagine you doing anything such as Anonymous suggests. But if you do, think about talking about how Mary was an unwed mother.
You like the roach coach? Huh! They should feed you more. You've lost weight.
I love the lunch truck
Don't you have some sort of Vatican chef who sees to your tummy's needs? Even Oprah has a chef.
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