Friday, November 25, 2005

Meeting John Voight

Meeting John Voight
Originally uploaded by Joseph Ratzinger.
I felt a little uncomfortable with the way John Voight shook my hand at a recent movie premier. It was one of those handshakes that lasted a little too long. His smile made me feel a bit awkward too.

I kindly smiled and then gave a wink to my publicist. My publicist was able to break us up and get me into my Escalade within minutes. I can’t emphasize how important a good publicist is.


Anonymous peter said...

That would make me feel uncomfortable.

11/26/2005 2:46 AM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

And I’m not a big fan of the two-hand handshake. One hand is all I need. Adding the second hand is very unnecessary.

11/26/2005 2:46 AM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

Your Holiness,

You can't be too careful with movie stars. He's probably sizing you up as his next lover. Don't fall for it. He could have something catching. You know, an STD...

11/26/2005 2:52 AM  
Blogger Krepke said...

No, he's straight. And his daughter is hot.

11/26/2005 3:01 AM  
Blogger Time Bandit said...

Voight wants to play you in a future role. Yes, he wants to do you next.

11/26/2005 5:02 PM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

That does sound a bit awkward. Maybe Jon had too much sin in his life.

11/26/2005 5:27 PM  
Blogger GC PHILO said...

Screw John Voight, I think I found someone a lot more important!

11/26/2005 8:55 PM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

No! Don't screw John Voight! I told you: he might have something catching.

11/26/2005 11:42 PM  
Blogger Gary said...

Papa - Mr. Voight looks like your brother! Is it possible you were separated at birth?

11/27/2005 7:45 PM  
Blogger Scott in Washington said...

Your Holiness,

May I ask who confesses you?

11/28/2005 6:17 PM  
Blogger Trudging said...

I have never trusted him since Deliverence.

11/28/2005 9:49 PM  
Blogger Anna said...

John Voight is creapy.
He has no lips; which is even stranger considering that his daughter has the hugest lips ever in the history of the world.

11/29/2005 8:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

two handed handshake is very suspious, look out kind of people.

11/30/2005 1:47 AM  
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