Friday, November 25, 2005

Meeting John Voight


Meeting John Voight
Originally uploaded by Joseph Ratzinger.
I felt a little uncomfortable with the way John Voight shook my hand at a recent movie premier. It was one of those handshakes that lasted a little too long. His smile made me feel a bit awkward too.

I kindly smiled and then gave a wink to my publicist. My publicist was able to break us up and get me into my Escalade within minutes. I can’t emphasize how important a good publicist is.

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

That would make me feel uncomfortable.

11/26/2005 2:46 AM  
Blogger admin said...

And I’m not a big fan of the two-hand handshake. One hand is all I need. Adding the second hand is very unnecessary.

11/26/2005 2:46 AM  
Blogger TLP said...

Your Holiness,

You can't be too careful with movie stars. He's probably sizing you up as his next lover. Don't fall for it. He could have something catching. You know, an STD...

11/26/2005 2:52 AM  
Blogger Krepke said...

No, he's straight. And his daughter is hot.

11/26/2005 3:01 AM  
Blogger Tintin said...

Voight wants to play you in a future role. Yes, he wants to do you next.

11/26/2005 5:02 PM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

That does sound a bit awkward. Maybe Jon had too much sin in his life.

11/26/2005 5:27 PM  
Blogger G.C. PHILO said...

Screw John Voight, I think I found someone a lot more important!

http://www.myspace.com/jesusnazareth

11/26/2005 8:55 PM  
Blogger TLP said...

No! Don't screw John Voight! I told you: he might have something catching.

11/26/2005 11:42 PM  
Blogger Gary said...

Papa - Mr. Voight looks like your brother! Is it possible you were separated at birth?

11/27/2005 7:45 PM  
Blogger Scott in Washington said...

Your Holiness,

May I ask who confesses you?

11/28/2005 6:17 PM  
Blogger Trudging said...

I have never trusted him since Deliverence.

11/28/2005 9:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

two handed handshake is very suspious, look out kind of people.

11/30/2005 1:47 AM  

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