Saturday, December 03, 2005

Day Old Bagels

Somebody brought in some day old bagels to the office today. The darn things were rock solid. I said a prayer and hoped that it might miraculously get soft, but it didn’t. I ended up sticking it in the microwave for 45 seconds so that I could at least cut through it.

It tasted terrible.


Blogger Krepke said...

y'r m'm'nence,

Who brought the bagels? The same who didn't prevent your faux pas with the Latinitas Foundation? The guy who buys the cheap toilet paper and cheap coffee, the one responsible for the bad lighting in the Papal Loo? Tell these people that this ain't the Price Club, everyone faking like cutting a few pennies here and there is really gonna make a difference in the budget. It's the Va-ti-can, image is important.

Good thing you didn't have company, imagine, offering a stale bagel.

12/03/2005 3:09 AM  
Blogger Time Bandit said...

soak it in wine! that should do the trick. or you could use holy water as substitute.

12/03/2005 7:08 AM  
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I get that same thought when I see those Italian's hard breakfast sticks. Maybe they get hard in the transportation over the pond? Now a good man can always think of something creative out of nothing.

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