Sorry I Missed the Concert . . .
I’ve upset a group of singers for not attending their Christmas concert in the Vatican. They think that just because Pope John Paul II used to attend their show, that I’m supposed to attend—as if I have nothing else to do.
Here’s my apology letter:
Dear Singers,
I’m sorry for not attending your Christmas concert. I know how excited you were to meet me, but I just couldn’t make it.
Instead of sitting around at your concert, I thought it was more important to work on world peace. Don’t get me wrong, I do love music—but somehow I think world peace is more important.
And don’t tell the media how John Paul II always tried to attend your concert. He specifically told me what a bore your concert was. He started sending in the videos of himself because he was tired of attending.
Sincerely,
PB
Here’s my apology letter:
Dear Singers,
I’m sorry for not attending your Christmas concert. I know how excited you were to meet me, but I just couldn’t make it.
Instead of sitting around at your concert, I thought it was more important to work on world peace. Don’t get me wrong, I do love music—but somehow I think world peace is more important.
And don’t tell the media how John Paul II always tried to attend your concert. He specifically told me what a bore your concert was. He started sending in the videos of himself because he was tired of attending.
Sincerely,
PB
posted by admin | 6:31 PM
3 Comments:
Your Holiness,
Of course World Peace is more important that a concert. Especially if it's a bad concert.
I hope and pray that we get Pez on Earth this year. I'm pulling for you to pull that off.
You handled that well. How dare they attack you by complaining through the media!! You showed restraint in your letter.
Just one more example of how the holiday season brings out the ugliness in all of us.
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