Saturday, January 21, 2006

Holy Sweat


holy sweat
Originally uploaded by Joseph Ratzinger.
If you think holy water is valuable, think about papal sweat.

I wonder how much my handkerchief would be worth on eBay.

21 Comments:

Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

A fortune! Sell it before it dries and it's worth millions.

1/21/2006 1:38 AM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

WOW! The minute I was commenting on your site, you were commenting on mine. My stupid little blog! You came to my blog! *dancing in the hall*

I hafta tell you I'm as excited as if the *cough*real*cough*Pope*coughcough had come!

1/21/2006 1:43 AM  
Blogger schnoodlepooh said...

Holy sweat - eeeewwwwwww... sorry, your holy sweatiness, I just can't get into that one.

1/21/2006 3:46 AM  
Blogger Jemima said...

Careful what you say TLP, I've been considering conversion since I dropped in here! This place is fantastic. Don't shatter my illusion.

In nomine vater, auf wiedersehen und ciao.

1/21/2006 1:22 PM  
Blogger Bibydays said...

Your emminence,
I am of a different religion, but am considering converting. My current religion has sweat, but there is nothing holy about it.

1/21/2006 3:12 PM  
Blogger Elizabeth Green said...

You should bottle it and see if people claim it heals them.

1/21/2006 5:19 PM  
Blogger Saur♥Kraut said...

about as much as Brittany Spear's underwear...?

1/21/2006 7:31 PM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

Holy tuna! Brittany's underwear is worth a TON on e-bay! Pope, babe, you gotta go with this idea. SELL IT! It's hot.

1/21/2006 8:58 PM  
Blogger Andonymous said...

Oh, who are you kidding? The sparkling white hankie is just a strategem to draw attention to your eye region so we notice how FABULOUS you look in glasses! So fabulous I have to ask: Is it really you? If so, wow! Either the lenses completely mask the raccoon thing happening under your eyes, or somebody's had some work done.

1/22/2006 12:19 AM  
Blogger tlm said...

Hi, Pope Benny,

Could you (or any of your flock) help me track down a pair of those cool paper pants they sell right outside of the Vatican? I've checked on e-bay and haven't had any luck yet.

I'd very much like to buy one, but hardly think it's worth an expensive trip to Rome. Thanks a bunch!

(P.S. - I love what you're doing with your hair now! Do you use product?)

1/22/2006 12:41 AM  
Blogger Bare Rump said...

Your Holiness, sorry to go "off topic," but I have pressing concerns about the state of my soul. In your religion, where do extraterrestrials go when they die? I've met so many sweet and gracious people here on Earth, I'd hate to think we go different places when we die!

On my world, we worship Obrah, a giant, fat, black spider who rewards the faithful and devours all sinners. Oh, and all males, too. She has quite the appetite, our Obrah. I wonder how She would get on with your Jehovah?

1/22/2006 1:10 AM  
Blogger Professor Snape said...

Your Holiness, I should like to bring to your attention the plight of one of your faithful, Mel Gibson, a mutual friend of mine. He's being threatened by the lawyers of some poseur named, preposterously, 'Mel Gibson.' Divine intervention would be richly deserved, and positively delightful. We all know how much the Lord loves to smite lawyers.

1/22/2006 1:14 AM  
Blogger Cairo The Boxer said...

No offense Pope Joe, but I look way better as Pontiff than you do...

http://cairotheboxer.com

1/22/2006 3:56 AM  
Blogger Gary said...

If you can get a little verification certificate, I am willing to be your EBAY agent. I can get you thousands for these little pieces of cotton. Any chance the little beanie could be auctioned - I might bid on that myself!

1/22/2006 7:01 AM  
Anonymous The Pagan said...

Dear Mr. Pope,
Who, exactly do you think you're fooling. You're not dabbing sweat. Its a brilliant cover to disguise the fact that what you're reading moves you to tears. I thought Popes didnt have to be macho?

1/23/2006 5:59 PM  
Blogger Gary Freedman said...

I'm actually in the market for a semen-stained jock-strap. What do those things go for. And I'll need a papal certification. It's got to be authentic pope juice.

1/23/2006 8:07 PM  
Blogger JBlue said...

Maybe you're taking the layering thing too far?

Red is definitely your color.

1/24/2006 6:27 AM  
Blogger Redhead Gal said...

You're not the real Pope?

1/27/2006 1:58 PM  
Blogger A Little Bar of Soap said...

You are a vile blasphemer! eBay is filth, and so are you!

1/29/2006 5:34 AM  
Blogger jamwall said...

yo pope joe...like you'll vote for me and shit, won't you?

2/02/2006 2:38 AM  
Blogger Hale Bopp said...

OH SNAP!!!!!

wrong avatar that last time!!!

2/02/2006 2:38 AM  

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