Saturday, January 21, 2006

Holy Sweat


holy sweat
Originally uploaded by Joseph Ratzinger.
If you think holy water is valuable, think about papal sweat.

I wonder how much my handkerchief would be worth on eBay.

16 Comments:

Blogger TLP said...

A fortune! Sell it before it dries and it's worth millions.

1/21/2006 1:38 AM  
Blogger TLP said...

WOW! The minute I was commenting on your site, you were commenting on mine. My stupid little blog! You came to my blog! *dancing in the hall*

I hafta tell you I'm as excited as if the *cough*real*cough*Pope*coughcough had come!

1/21/2006 1:43 AM  
Blogger the many Bs said...

Holy sweat - eeeewwwwwww... sorry, your holy sweatiness, I just can't get into that one.

1/21/2006 3:46 AM  
Blogger Mimey said...

Careful what you say TLP, I've been considering conversion since I dropped in here! This place is fantastic. Don't shatter my illusion.

In nomine vater, auf wiedersehen und ciao.

1/21/2006 1:22 PM  
Blogger Nate said...

Your emminence,
I am of a different religion, but am considering converting. My current religion has sweat, but there is nothing holy about it.

1/21/2006 3:12 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

You should bottle it and see if people claim it heals them.

1/21/2006 5:19 PM  
Blogger Saur♥Kraut said...

about as much as Brittany Spear's underwear...?

1/21/2006 7:31 PM  
Blogger TLP said...

Holy tuna! Brittany's underwear is worth a TON on e-bay! Pope, babe, you gotta go with this idea. SELL IT! It's hot.

1/21/2006 8:58 PM  
Blogger tlm said...

Hi, Pope Benny,

Could you (or any of your flock) help me track down a pair of those cool paper pants they sell right outside of the Vatican? I've checked on e-bay and haven't had any luck yet.

I'd very much like to buy one, but hardly think it's worth an expensive trip to Rome. Thanks a bunch!

(P.S. - I love what you're doing with your hair now! Do you use product?)

1/22/2006 12:41 AM  
Blogger Cairo The Boxer said...

No offense Pope Joe, but I look way better as Pontiff than you do...

http://cairotheboxer.com

1/22/2006 3:56 AM  
Blogger Gary said...

If you can get a little verification certificate, I am willing to be your EBAY agent. I can get you thousands for these little pieces of cotton. Any chance the little beanie could be auctioned - I might bid on that myself!

1/22/2006 7:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Mr. Pope,
Who, exactly do you think you're fooling. You're not dabbing sweat. Its a brilliant cover to disguise the fact that what you're reading moves you to tears. I thought Popes didnt have to be macho?

1/23/2006 5:59 PM  
Blogger My Daily Struggles said...

I'm actually in the market for a semen-stained jock-strap. What do those things go for. And I'll need a papal certification. It's got to be authentic pope juice.

1/23/2006 8:07 PM  
Blogger JBlue said...

Maybe you're taking the layering thing too far?

Red is definitely your color.

1/24/2006 6:27 AM  
Blogger Redhead Gal said...

You're not the real Pope?

1/27/2006 1:58 PM  
Blogger jamwall said...

yo pope joe...like you'll vote for me and shit, won't you?

2/02/2006 2:38 AM  

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