Holy Sweat
If you think holy water is valuable, think about papal sweat.
I wonder how much my handkerchief would be worth on eBay.
I wonder how much my handkerchief would be worth on eBay.
posted by admin | 1:15 AM
16 Comments:
A fortune! Sell it before it dries and it's worth millions.
WOW! The minute I was commenting on your site, you were commenting on mine. My stupid little blog! You came to my blog! *dancing in the hall*
I hafta tell you I'm as excited as if the *cough*real*cough*Pope*coughcough had come!
Holy sweat - eeeewwwwwww... sorry, your holy sweatiness, I just can't get into that one.
Careful what you say TLP, I've been considering conversion since I dropped in here! This place is fantastic. Don't shatter my illusion.
In nomine vater, auf wiedersehen und ciao.
Your emminence,
I am of a different religion, but am considering converting. My current religion has sweat, but there is nothing holy about it.
You should bottle it and see if people claim it heals them.
about as much as Brittany Spear's underwear...?
Holy tuna! Brittany's underwear is worth a TON on e-bay! Pope, babe, you gotta go with this idea. SELL IT! It's hot.
Hi, Pope Benny,
Could you (or any of your flock) help me track down a pair of those cool paper pants they sell right outside of the Vatican? I've checked on e-bay and haven't had any luck yet.
I'd very much like to buy one, but hardly think it's worth an expensive trip to Rome. Thanks a bunch!
(P.S. - I love what you're doing with your hair now! Do you use product?)
No offense Pope Joe, but I look way better as Pontiff than you do...
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If you can get a little verification certificate, I am willing to be your EBAY agent. I can get you thousands for these little pieces of cotton. Any chance the little beanie could be auctioned - I might bid on that myself!
Dear Mr. Pope,
Who, exactly do you think you're fooling. You're not dabbing sweat. Its a brilliant cover to disguise the fact that what you're reading moves you to tears. I thought Popes didnt have to be macho?
I'm actually in the market for a semen-stained jock-strap. What do those things go for. And I'll need a papal certification. It's got to be authentic pope juice.
Maybe you're taking the layering thing too far?
Red is definitely your color.
You're not the real Pope?
yo pope joe...like you'll vote for me and shit, won't you?
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