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A fortune! Sell it before it dries and it's worth millions.
WOW! The minute I was commenting on your site, you were commenting on mine. My stupid little blog! You came to my blog! *dancing in the hall*I hafta tell you I'm as excited as if the *cough*real*cough*Pope*coughcough had come!
Holy sweat - eeeewwwwwww... sorry, your holy sweatiness, I just can't get into that one.
Careful what you say TLP, I've been considering conversion since I dropped in here! This place is fantastic. Don't shatter my illusion.In nomine vater, auf wiedersehen und ciao.
Your emminence,I am of a different religion, but am considering converting. My current religion has sweat, but there is nothing holy about it.
You should bottle it and see if people claim it heals them.
about as much as Brittany Spear's underwear...?
Holy tuna! Brittany's underwear is worth a TON on e-bay! Pope, babe, you gotta go with this idea. SELL IT! It's hot.
Oh, who are you kidding? The sparkling white hankie is just a strategem to draw attention to your eye region so we notice how FABULOUS you look in glasses! So fabulous I have to ask: Is it really you? If so, wow! Either the lenses completely mask the raccoon thing happening under your eyes, or somebody's had some work done.
Hi, Pope Benny,Could you (or any of your flock) help me track down a pair of those cool paper pants they sell right outside of the Vatican? I've checked on e-bay and haven't had any luck yet.I'd very much like to buy one, but hardly think it's worth an expensive trip to Rome. Thanks a bunch!(P.S. - I love what you're doing with your hair now! Do you use product?)
Your Holiness, sorry to go "off topic," but I have pressing concerns about the state of my soul. In your religion, where do extraterrestrials go when they die? I've met so many sweet and gracious people here on Earth, I'd hate to think we go different places when we die! On my world, we worship Obrah, a giant, fat, black spider who rewards the faithful and devours all sinners. Oh, and all males, too. She has quite the appetite, our Obrah. I wonder how She would get on with your Jehovah?
Your Holiness, I should like to bring to your attention the plight of one of your faithful, Mel Gibson, a mutual friend of mine. He's being threatened by the lawyers of some poseur named, preposterously, 'Mel Gibson.' Divine intervention would be richly deserved, and positively delightful. We all know how much the Lord loves to smite lawyers.
No offense Pope Joe, but I look way better as Pontiff than you do...http://cairotheboxer.com
If you can get a little verification certificate, I am willing to be your EBAY agent. I can get you thousands for these little pieces of cotton. Any chance the little beanie could be auctioned - I might bid on that myself!
Dear Mr. Pope, Who, exactly do you think you're fooling. You're not dabbing sweat. Its a brilliant cover to disguise the fact that what you're reading moves you to tears. I thought Popes didnt have to be macho?
I'm actually in the market for a semen-stained jock-strap. What do those things go for. And I'll need a papal certification. It's got to be authentic pope juice.
Maybe you're taking the layering thing too far?Red is definitely your color.
You're not the real Pope?
You are a vile blasphemer! eBay is filth, and so are you!
yo pope joe...like you'll vote for me and shit, won't you?
OH SNAP!!!!!wrong avatar that last time!!!
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