Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Divinely Handsome

I really don’t like biased journalism. It gets me very upset whenever I read news that is slanted toward a certain opinion, instead of just reporting the facts.

I read an article today entitled “God’s gift to women.” And I have to say that I started to blush because I thought the article was either about me or Brad Pitt.

Anyway, the article isn’t about us—it’s instead about my personal assistant, Georg. The article says “he has been compared to George Clooney and Hugh Grant.” And it even refers to him as being “divinely handsome.”

I’m sorry, but how come nobody interviewed me for this article? He’s not all that handsome. I’ve seen him in the spa with just a towel on--and trust me--he’s just a 7 out of 10.

Okay, maybe an 8.

But divinely handsome? Please.


Blogger Abandoned in Pasadena said...

Rev. Monsignor Georg has nothing on you Pope...You'll always be #XVI in my book!

Hey, thanks for stopping in to's always an honor when you visit. I got some personal emails this morning asking about you. *LOL*

I would have invited you to the party, but your personal assistant,Georg said you were too busy to attend. *S*

8/23/2006 4:35 PM  
Blogger Trudging said...

Hubba hubba!

8/23/2006 5:44 PM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

You're back! Yea! I missed you like heck.

8/23/2006 8:41 PM  
Blogger Designer Girl said...

Pretty easy on the eyes. Defintely at LEAST an 8.

Welcome back, your extreme papalness. You were sorely missed!

8/24/2006 1:47 AM  
Blogger Elizabeth Green said...

Again, it's great to have you back! Thanks for stopping by my blog. I think you look nice & handsome in this picture. Just stay away from the reds & oranges. They make you look sallow.

8/24/2006 1:56 AM  
Blogger Betsy McKenzie said...

It was great to see you back, and thanks for visiting my blog! It's nice to see your holiness mentoring a nice German boy. Deutschland Über Alles! Just look at all the good things your predecessor managed to do for his homeland, Poland! It's about time Germany got some good out of this pope thing.

I think you should be proud that he was picked up in the news story. It makes the Vatican look very with it and hip, and makes you look totally secure as a celebrity.

8/24/2006 4:36 PM  
Blogger JBlue said...

But, Father, does he have a pair of snazzy red shoes? You've got STYLE, Holy Dude. Don't you forget it!

8/25/2006 3:53 PM  
Blogger LaineyWorld said...

Dear Mr Pope,
My mother taught me that looks arent everything. I'm sure you're more beautiful on the inside... at least a 12!
The Pagan

8/26/2006 8:14 PM  
Blogger Mike said...

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8/30/2006 6:24 AM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

Thank you for your encouragement.

8/30/2006 6:24 AM  
Blogger foodiechickie said...

LOL! What do journalists know???

9/01/2006 1:32 PM  
Blogger Parisjasmal said...

He looks more like a cross between Mark Harmon and David Brenner to me.

But I am nearsighted.

9/01/2006 1:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I bet there is more going on...

You are probably jealous.

I think popes like you need to take some kind of counselling to begin to reafirm themselves and enhance your ruined self esteem.

Morgana has been giving for some time self esteem classes to popes like you: not tall with big heads). Take some action and like your body....

9/04/2006 11:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your Holiness, I have been observing your progress with some interest. When you mentioned about Mohammed and swords, I was wondering whether you would survive intact. I was hoping you would. I think you are doing a sterling job. I am now eating normally too, eggs, as you said. Hope you are well. You've done one or two very brave things. I am proud of you. :) Sophie

4/23/2007 5:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your Holiness,

The seat of the Archbishop in Canterbury got somewhat wobbled today. Seems a minor earthquake torpedoed Kent via the Folkestone epicenter. This could be viewed a straight line as the bird flies. I hope it's not an underground war between C of E and Catholics? Gerda

4/28/2007 3:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

PS Your Holiness, the last couple of times this happened was during the 100 years war in 1320 and during Henry the 8th in 1580, as I am sure you know. Gerda

4/28/2007 5:23 PM  
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New photos from Rome....

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