Friday, October 07, 2005

My New Ride

My new BMW X5 SUV is pretty sweet. Terrible gas mileage, but it's free. It would be a terrible offense not to accept it. Besides, I need to look good when I'm cruising the streets of Rome.

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

You deserve it.

10/07/2005 6:58 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Pope!! Now you allow "secret confessions" online???!! Terrific!! You're the best.

10/07/2005 6:32 PM  
Blogger TLP said...

Your Holiness: Once upon a time I would have thought you vain-glorious to accept such a vehicle.

But your absence has made my heart grow ever fonder. So enjoy your new ride.

Bless you father.

10/07/2005 8:05 PM  
Blogger Lila said...

Pope,
I think it's sinful for you to drive a gas-guzzler in the face of global warming. Shame on you!

10/07/2005 10:54 PM  
Blogger dAAve said...

Your Holiness

Can one fit a mini-vending machine on that bike?


yours in service
HP

10/08/2005 12:42 AM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

You should cruise around and pick up prostitutes and sinners. They can confess to you on the road.
That will be going into the highways and byways just like the Bible says.

10/08/2005 1:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is it true that the X5 is going to go to the Vatican police force : http://www.germany-info.org/relaunch/info/publications/week/2005/051007/economy3.html ? Hopefully they can find the time to chauffeur you around in it so you can still "be seen."

10/08/2005 4:35 AM  
Blogger bschneider5 said...

Speaking of secret confession I hear you can pack a lot of condoms in the glove box of one of these suvs

10/09/2005 12:23 AM  
Blogger BarbaraFromCalifornia said...

Image cannot be over-rated in your line of work!

10/10/2005 1:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The best place I have found for chief pontiac is chief pontiac

10/25/2005 8:35 PM  

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