Sunday, August 21, 2005

Prayer & Meditation

With my stressful schedule in Germany, I’ve been trying to meditate as much as possible. I find that prayer, meditation, and fasting help me cope with my anxiety attacks. My Xanax prescription helps a bit too.

19 Comments:

Blogger The Lazy Iguana said...

ALL HAIL THE HOLY XANIX!!

You should have the company that makes xanix whip up some special pills for you. They could be yellow and white, with your coat of arms on them.

8/21/2005 8:07 PM  
Anonymous Georg said...

And you were so relaxed and enjoyed it a lot, and the food was soooo good, porc steak. You loved it!
And all the young people loving you, must have been a great feeling.

8/21/2005 11:32 PM  
Blogger Indianrunner12 said...

What was all that BS you had in your speach about increased Christian Consumerism?

8/22/2005 1:38 AM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

Pop those pills along with a chilled Mike's Hard Lemonade and you're set. Trust me.

8/22/2005 1:48 AM  
Blogger dAAve said...

Your Holiness

Listen carefully. Do you hear what I hear?


yours in service
HP

8/22/2005 2:24 AM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

Oh, yeah. Good drugs. That's the ticket.

8/22/2005 3:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So that's where the smile came from

8/22/2005 4:56 AM  
Blogger AP3 said...

Paxil is good too.

8/22/2005 6:43 AM  
Blogger Bulworth said...

Did you have any trouble suppressing your carnal instincts since from what I could see, the audience contained a sprinkling of attractive young Catholic women-folk?

8/22/2005 3:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any thoughts of heading to Crawford, Texas?

8/22/2005 5:01 PM  
Blogger schnoodlepooh said...

Take those pills and you won't need the prayer, fasting or meditation!

8/22/2005 10:48 PM  
Blogger jamwall said...

druuuuuuuuuggggsss...........

8/23/2005 6:34 AM  
Anonymous Tom Cruise said...

Your Holiness, you don't know what you're talking about. You don't know the history of Xanax... I do.
Xanax, hot Cheetos, and Escalades are only masking your problems, Your Holiness. (Sno-Balls are the real deal though.) What you really need is vitamins and exercise!

I know you'll say you've got divine wisdom and you're infallible and all... but you're being glib. You don't even know what Xanax is.
You communicate to people, you know. You've got to be passionate about learning... and passionate about life.

8/23/2005 8:54 AM  
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Blogger maffie said...

You were awesome at germany!!!!

8/23/2005 2:05 PM  
Anonymous The Pagan said...

Dear Mr. Pope,
Tell Tom Cruise to stick to acting and you'll handle being His Holiness, Xanax or no Xanax.

8/23/2005 11:26 PM  
Anonymous The Pagan said...

Dear Mr. Pope,
I forgot to ask...can you please ask God to "bring Pat Robertson" home? I'm disturbed that ole Pat would suggest the assassination of anyone, let alone the president of Venezuela. Maybe you could give Pat one of your Xanax?

8/23/2005 11:28 PM  
Blogger jamwall said...

yeah, advocating the killing off of someone doesn't sound very holy to me. i think mr. robertson has lost his marbles!

8/24/2005 12:02 AM  
Blogger Elizabeth Green said...

Gotta love that Xanax

8/28/2005 6:08 PM  

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