Wednesday, August 03, 2005

Office Printer Broke

My office printer broke again. This is the third time in the last four weeks. The Canon guy keeps coming over to fix it, but I keep getting a paper jam.

How am I supposed to write divinely inspired letters when the printer doesn’t work?

It’s ridiculous.

St. Paul had it so easy. He didn’t have to deal with broken printers or Microsoft Word telling him to rewrite his fragments.

35 Comments:

Blogger Wirthy said...

Remember when Jesus rubbed mud in that blind guy's eyes and made him see?

Maybe you could call upon these divine powers to fix your printer.

8/03/2005 8:51 PM  
Blogger Neil said...

Lucifer has clearly posessed your printer, you must perform an exorcism at once!

8/03/2005 10:16 PM  
Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

You need to have scribes on call 24 hours a day.

8/03/2005 10:38 PM  
Blogger jamwall said...

PC Load letter??????

8/03/2005 11:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what you need to use is holy ink.

8/04/2005 12:13 AM  
Blogger Elizabeth Green said...

You would think with all the money the church has, you could just buy a new printer. Get a Hewlett-Packard next time. It won't break.

8/04/2005 12:26 AM  
Blogger Car Gal said...

Yep Elizabeth is right, HP printers are the best.

8/04/2005 12:43 AM  
Blogger K'vitsh said...

You should get an old typewriter.

Not only is there less chance of problems, but there's also the pure, unadulterated beauty of it.

There's nothing like an old typewriter.

8/04/2005 12:46 AM  
Blogger hooey said...

Almost 2,000 dead in Iraq and for what? READ MORE...

8/04/2005 1:48 AM  
Anonymous sinner said...

Do *not*, under any circumstances, get a Dell printer. When mine broke a few weeks after receiving it, I called Dell Customer Non-Support. After being on hold for more than 30 minutes, they had me read the barcode number on the printer...then they told me that, based on that number, my printer was actually a laptop and made me feel very stupid as I tried to explain them that it was very much a printer.

I think Dell's customer support is located in Hell.

8/04/2005 4:08 AM  
Blogger resless guy said...

thats' krayzie,..maybe you should get a new one,..

8/04/2005 4:24 AM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

Your Holiness,

Remember Job? The Big Guy upstairs is just testing you.

Just smile and say, "Thank you Jesus."

Then go and buy a new printer.

8/04/2005 4:28 AM  
Blogger Weary Hag said...

Maybe you should start carving your inspirational letters into a stone tablet. This way it'll never fail you like your printer has. Of course, you may need to hire someone to carry the things around because I'd imagine they get pretty heavy.

8/04/2005 12:13 PM  
Blogger Anna said...

lol jamwall!!

And I'm with Neil- the printer MUST be exorcised, if not excommunicated!

Although Tan Lucy Pez might be on to something there, hmmm...

8/04/2005 3:03 PM  
Blogger Grace said...

Stick to tablets of stone like Moses, no moving parts.

8/04/2005 4:54 PM  
Blogger maffie said...

My theory is that He wants to be friend of you Pope Joe so he keeping going there and you can be sure that he not will fix your printer.

8/04/2005 8:27 PM  
Blogger Girl With An Alibi said...

PC Load Letter!!! grrrrrr

8/04/2005 9:38 PM  
Blogger dAAve said...

Your Holiness

Go ahead and write your letter on the Holy computer. Then, just take a picture of the monitor and get it developed at CVS (Christian Viewing Station).

yours in service
HP

8/05/2005 1:46 AM  
Blogger JBlue said...

You must be doing something wrong. Have you been skimping on the Hail Marys?

8/05/2005 5:24 PM  
Blogger Saur♥Kraut said...

Well, at least you're not getting hand cramps. I'll bet Paul got lots of those.

8/06/2005 2:18 AM  
Anonymous Pope Benedict VI said...

I really thank you for your help.
I will take your advice into consideration.
Do not forget to go to Mass this Sunday, you know, Sunday is a day for the Lord. It is a time to be refreshed, a time to relax and be with your family. It is a time to visit the sick. It is a time to reflect. It is also a time to receive the Body & Blood of Christ so that you can move on in your spiritual journey.

If you have any question, E-mail me at: benedictxvi@vatican.va

God bless you

8/06/2005 3:22 AM  
Blogger hooey said...

R O B E R T S Read more...

8/06/2005 7:31 PM  
Blogger BarbaraFromCalifornia said...

I think you should get one of those really cool ink well pens with a feather just in case. Unless of course, you are beginning to experience artrithis.

8/07/2005 12:39 AM  
Blogger dddragon said...

Time to get a cardinal in to take some dictation. Have him deal with the printer. After all, aren't they there to be at your beck and call?

8/07/2005 2:34 AM  
Blogger 357martini said...

And now I digress........

Hey, Whaddaya gonna do now that small town Canada has set a legal case in motion against your pedophile ridden ranks? Just wondering.......

http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/1120420707317_52/?hub=Canada

8/09/2005 8:17 PM  
Blogger Grace said...

Long time, no post Your Holiness. Has your PC gone down in sympathy with the printer or are you on a Papal blog break? There is a run of comments within my blogroll re people losing their job for blogging about it. You havent been sacked have you?

8/09/2005 9:03 PM  
Blogger The Asshole Police said...

THE ASSHOLE REGISTER IS NOW OPEN FOR NOMINATIONS!!

8/10/2005 7:19 AM  
Blogger MJ said...

perhaps u hv a prayer for ur printer to get well hehe

if it's faulty with the same problem several times within a short duration (say 1 month) u can complain to Canon's quality control/customer service dept & hope they'll give u more discounts/even waive repair/exchange charges if the hardware's really faulty

8/10/2005 9:50 AM  
Anonymous Martin Luther said...

It's getting closer to our cage match/duel. He must be chickening out. We stil have not worked out the logistics.

8/10/2005 10:01 PM  
Blogger Mr. Cougar said...

Dear Pope: I'm selling my Epson printer... it sucks!! mmm i mean... it's great... please contact me...

8/11/2005 8:59 AM  
Anonymous your father said...

you dont need printers or stuff. just use toilet paper.

8/11/2005 1:00 PM  
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