Sunday, August 14, 2005

Concerning Marriage

Since I’ve launched this blog, I’ve received several marriage proposals by email. I appreciate their interest in me, but I have to tell them that I can’t get married for Biblical reasons.

Besides, you’d never want to confess your sins to a jilted Pope. It’s bad enough to confess your sins to me when I have indigestion. I’m liable to excommunicate you.


Blogger actonbell said...

LOL, for the first time, I'm not sure you're joking. About the marriage proposals, I mean. But seriously, you'd make a great husband because you process infinite forgiveness.

8/14/2005 6:20 PM  
Blogger 357martini said...

It is so like the pope to ignore this

8/14/2005 9:59 PM  
Blogger Jay Six said...

Well, you are in control of the rules regarding Papal marriage. If the Spirit's moves you, you could find biblical reason the Pope being married would be good the Church. Like meeting with two world leaders and not wanting to offend either by paying too much attention to one. A wife would be perfect to keep one busy until it's time to "tag out."

8/15/2005 4:19 AM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

Well, my dear Pope Joe, I'd like for you to point out exactly where in the Bible it says that Popes can't marry. Oh, gosh. Forgive me. There is no mention of "pope" in the Bible. Silly me.

Honey, the only person in the Bible who suggests that anyone should not marry is Paul. And he suggests that NO ONE marry.

So, what do you think? Was Paul gay?

8/15/2005 4:30 AM  
Blogger The Lazy Iguana said...

TLP, maybe Paul was suggesting that people just fool around and shack up together.

8/15/2005 4:54 PM  
Anonymous Martin Luther said...

I think the Pope is gay.

8/15/2005 5:20 PM  
Blogger jamwall said...

i don't think so, i think his holiness is "not the marrying kind" for other reasons!

he's a swinger! *wink wink*

8/15/2005 10:15 PM  
Blogger Jay Six said...

Who needs to swing when you're married to the Holy Trinity?

8/16/2005 1:14 AM  
Blogger A Little Bar of Soap said...

This is a bunch of FILTH!

8/16/2005 2:50 AM  
Blogger jamwall said...

a nice sudsy bath would clean things right up (along with some of pope joe's naughty little cohorts who are a little too dirty to stay above water--if you catch my drift!) heh heh....

8/16/2005 5:49 AM  
Blogger schnoodlepooh said...

I don't recommend marriage. Divorce is illegal.

8/16/2005 7:34 PM  
Anonymous The Pagan said...

The last thing I wanted to do today was picture Mr. Pope in the hot tub at a swingers party. Ew. Ack. Anybody have a Xanax??

8/17/2005 1:28 AM  
Blogger BarbaraFromCalifornia said...

And for some reason, I thought women were not interesting to you!

8/17/2005 1:41 AM  
Blogger Elizabeth Green said...

I would have thought he wasn't interesting to women.

8/18/2005 12:29 AM  
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