My New Ride
My new BMW X5 SUV is pretty sweet. Terrible gas mileage, but it's free. It would be a terrible offense not to accept it. Besides, I need to look good when I'm cruising the streets of Rome.
posted by admin | 6:12 AM
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You deserve it.
Pope!! Now you allow "secret confessions" online???!! Terrific!! You're the best.
Your Holiness: Once upon a time I would have thought you vain-glorious to accept such a vehicle.
But your absence has made my heart grow ever fonder. So enjoy your new ride.
Bless you father.
Pope,
I think it's sinful for you to drive a gas-guzzler in the face of global warming. Shame on you!
Your Holiness
Can one fit a mini-vending machine on that bike?
yours in service
HP
You should cruise around and pick up prostitutes and sinners. They can confess to you on the road.
That will be going into the highways and byways just like the Bible says.
Is it true that the X5 is going to go to the Vatican police force : http://www.germany-info.org/relaunch/info/publications/week/2005/051007/economy3.html ? Hopefully they can find the time to chauffeur you around in it so you can still "be seen."
Speaking of secret confession I hear you can pack a lot of condoms in the glove box of one of these suvs
Image cannot be over-rated in your line of work!
The best place I have found for chief pontiac is chief pontiac
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