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Monday, July 04, 2005

Independence Day

I want to wish everyone in the United States a Happy 4th of July. I’ve canonized hot dogs just for you. Grill them up for me today.

12 Comments:

TLP said...: Well, alrightie then! You're a straight up good guy, Your Holiness.

And a very happy day to you too.; 7/04/2005 6:58 PM
GodlessMom said...: Most Holy Father,

You are truly a benevolent soul.

Your Servant,
GodlessMom; 7/04/2005 9:08 PM
Jamie Dawn said...: I'm about to partake of some right now.
My brother just drove here to visit for a few days, and I had to show him your blog. He's hooked now too!
Holy hot dogs! You're a funny guy!; 7/04/2005 9:33 PM
dddragon said...: Got 'em, along with the baked beans and macaroni salad! Happy Independence Day to all!; 7/04/2005 10:19 PM
The Lazy Iguana said...: Holy hot dogs? Why not!

By the way pope, I might need you to come to my place and bless the water that got into my boat fuel tank.; 7/05/2005 2:53 AM
dAAve said...: Your Holiness

Hot diggety-dog and sassafrass tea!!!
Thanks P.J.

yours in service
HP; 7/05/2005 2:56 AM
Saur♥Kraut said...: Your Holiness, thank you so much. Does this extend to sausages?; 7/05/2005 4:15 AM
admin said...: Sausages are definitely included.

BTW, I ate too many cheetos today.; 7/05/2005 4:37 AM
daveberta said...: sweet.; 7/05/2005 4:37 AM
jamwall said...: why thank your holiness!

but i think the asian countries have surpassed us in hot dog eating proficiency. they do very well in the international hot dog eating contests!; 7/05/2005 7:17 AM
Weary Hag said...: I like very much that you included one of those little party weiners in your photo (blessing). Way to go Papa J.; 7/05/2005 2:43 PM
Anonymous said...: I hope you left the king of all sausages, the mighty bratwurst, out of that most unholy blessing.; 7/06/2005 5:00 AM