Wednesday, June 22, 2005

I put too much flaxseed in my cereal this morning. That extra scoop was not such a good idea.


Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

So Holy Father, are you saying that an extra scoop equals extra poop?

I ask that in a respectful way, of course.

6/23/2005 2:09 AM  
Blogger GodlessMom said...

Most Holy Father,

Better flaxseed than ExLax brownies!

Your servant,

6/23/2005 3:47 AM  
Blogger The Lazy Iguana said...

Better upgrade that Vatican toilet paper soon.

6/23/2005 5:02 AM  
Blogger jamwall said...

holy shi....

oops!!!....i actually meant to say..
holy flaxseed batman!!!

6/23/2005 5:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Sir,
The possibilities for endless pope poop jokes are boundless. I'll refrain.
The Pagan

6/23/2005 10:13 AM  
Blogger Weary Hag said...

Pope-a-rhea. That'll get ya every time.
Hope the plumbing at the Vat is up to par.

6/23/2005 12:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have a happy!

6/23/2005 6:25 PM  
Blogger Anonymous Midwest Girl said...

LOL That will make for a fun day, any day! I feel bad laughing, but...well, it's funny shit. Haha! Shit! Get it?


6/23/2005 11:15 PM  
Blogger AP3 said...

You gotta be careful with that stuff, man.

6/24/2005 4:42 AM  
Blogger Thister said...

I second what aral peppermint patty pez said.


6/24/2005 4:14 PM  
Anonymous Georg said...

as it made you feel funny in the head?

6/24/2005 9:19 PM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

Time to come back!

6/26/2005 7:26 AM  
Blogger craten d.s.a said...

Why isn't flaxseed such a good idea?


6/26/2005 9:04 AM  
Blogger Thister said...

Maybe because his Holiness is still stuck in the bathroom?

6/26/2005 5:24 PM  
Anonymous Georg said...

He is too fragile, his age.

6/26/2005 6:39 PM  
Blogger Thister said...

Oh, indeed. That flaxseed must be doing a number on his system.

6/26/2005 9:08 PM  
Anonymous Nun of the Day Club said...

The Pope vanished.

6/26/2005 10:21 PM  
Anonymous Flicflax said...

Yes, I have flushed him down the toilet.

6/27/2005 12:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was it flax seed of hemp seed. Sometimes I accidentally use hemp seed.

Damned If I Know

6/27/2005 4:46 AM  
Anonymous Monk of the month said...

We can do without him.

6/27/2005 1:30 PM  
Blogger ropemonkey said...

If you're sitting on the throne
and you hear the pope moan
it's diarrhea
frrrrt, frrrt
frrrrt, frrrrt.

6/27/2005 2:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Non habemus papam.

6/27/2005 5:08 PM  

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