Tuesday, April 26, 2005

Popemobile Trouble

I ran late to a meeting yesterday in the Paul VI Hall.

My popemobile has been giving me nothing but problems. We couldn’t get the thing started. It was really embarassing.

I need to get one of those new Escalades, with an open top. I want it all white with some nice chrome spinning rim. I’ll also need hydraulics to give me a lift when the crowds around me get out of control.

17 Comments:

Blogger Laura Swisher said...

Love this! Am now jealous that I couldn't come up with something so simple and fantastic.

I think you should expand on your TV show "Pope My Ride." Forget MTV. Take it to other networks. Or, better, yet, buy your own network. You've got a built in brand and mountains of cash, plus the backing of Catholics worldwide.

I'm surprised it hasn't happened sooner.

4/26/2005 8:17 PM  
Blogger dAAve said...

Hummer. You're definitely Hummer material. Put a 1500 watt Bose SoundSystem in the back, get your hymnal and GO TO FRIGGIN' TOWN, DADDY. I mean Father.

4/26/2005 9:39 PM  
Blogger DoneCheap DoneRight PC said...

This is F.......ing fantastic, and excuse my language SIR!!! I'm ading you to my blogroll as we speak, keep it up, you da' pope, later...
blu~

come check me out @ blubloodunlimited...

4/26/2005 10:49 PM  
Blogger Jesse said...

You sounds so freakin cool.....keep up the good work Father....comment me some time....hope you have a good day...ttyl

4/26/2005 11:18 PM  
Blogger Trojan said...

Hello your Holiness.

How's things?

I have a few questions for you..er...sir?

1) is it true that you are in fact the emperor from the star wars films?

2) and do you read your bosses blog.

3) is it OK to call you Pope Benny?

Thankyou in advance your holy reveredness.

4/26/2005 11:29 PM  
Blogger Yoong Family said...

your excellency, since you asked, please find the '5 reasons why the pope is so popular' in the comments to my blog...

http://wheregot.blogspot.com/2005/04/simons-top-five-reasons-why.html#comments

4/27/2005 2:31 AM  
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4/27/2005 2:31 AM  
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4/27/2005 2:32 AM  
Blogger Gwon said...

The Pope blessed my music and I am lucky. God bless the Pope!

4/27/2005 6:22 AM  
Blogger admin said...

Thank you again for your support. I'm going to pour out some of my Bicardi for you all tonight.

4/27/2005 6:28 AM  
Blogger DoneCheap DoneRight PC said...

Say I appreciate the blessing but you commented on my partners post and she is is exactly that and not your son, but hey even the pope makes mistakes right? check me out opoe, later...
blu~

4/27/2005 6:34 AM  
Blogger akiey said...

Dear Pope, I imagine you have a big entourage, how about a drop top stretch Escalade limo which like Will Smith said in "Summer Time" will be driven at 2mph so everybody sees you" :)
PS: Would it offend you to call you Ben? Or you don't do the 1st name thing?

4/27/2005 7:20 AM  
Blogger whispervoiced said...

dear pope,
i think this internet thing is pretty cool, but escalades use so much gas, you should take that into consideration. the popemobile may suck, but at least it has a cool name.

4/27/2005 8:13 AM  
Blogger Sheba said...

How about a segway?

4/27/2005 10:16 AM  
Blogger admin said...

Allie, I haven't given the gas siutation a thought. I wonder if there's a hybrid Hummer.

Akiey, I like the way you think. I need to check out Will Smith's video. Call me Joe.

4/27/2005 3:59 PM  
Blogger admin said...

Bluefelicia, Word. You know I represent them by pouring a little out before I drink.

4/28/2005 3:51 AM  
Blogger Admin said...

Great page! Excellent points! Hope I can get away from my ringtone juke box long enough to come back again! Keep up the great work!
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10/02/2005 9:40 AM  

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