New Business Cards
I'm getting some new business cares printed up. I'm not sure what title to list under my name. There are so many options: Your Holiness, Pope of the World, Pope & Chief Executive Officer, Big Pappa.
It's so hard to choose.
It's so hard to choose.
19 Comments:
"The Big Holy Chalupa", I suggest
What about "World Celebrity"
I vote for Master of Your Soul.
"Sometimes they like to call me Big Poppa, put your hands in the air, like youse a true playa..."
I think Big Poppa is good...
How about: Official Spokesperson for God, his son and the holy ghost.
Your Holiness
How 'bout ...
POPE JOE
yours in service
HP
how about Papa Ben
Dear Mr. Pope,
I'm fond of "Da Bomb Diggity".
How about Big Turkey? Just kidding.
It's Thanksgiving today!
Happy Day!
How 'bout, "Closer to God than you."
Or "The Real World's Best Christian."
How about "Almost God"
How about big pimpin?
Dear Mr. Pope,
Tan Lucy always comes up with the best suggestions! You should bless her extra.
"Sith Lord Benedict." That sounds good.
Dear Mr. Pope,
I'd say get a 100 in a box printed of each of your titles below, plus the ones suggested, so you can just pick whatever suits you at the time.
Bishop of Rome, Vicar of Christ, Successor of St. Peter, Prince of the Apostles, Primate of Italy, Patriarch of the West, Archbishop and Metropolitan of the Roman Province, Sovereign of Vatican City, and Servant of the Servants of God.
May I also suggest Man in the White Cape.
garden kitty
How about Wearer of Prada Shoes
Good idea, Garden Kitty.
<""God's Pubic Relations Agent"">
avoiding the typo of course...
I kinda like 'God's right-hand man'
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