Phone Line to God
Some children think that I have a direct phone line to God. They imagine a red phone similar to the bat phone used by the Gotham City Police Chief.
Well, no such phone exists. Besides, even if such a phone did exist, could you imagine the phone bill? I’m sure it would be tax deductible phone call, but still.
Well, no such phone exists. Besides, even if such a phone did exist, could you imagine the phone bill? I’m sure it would be tax deductible phone call, but still.
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11 Comments:
Is God a ventriloquist with you as his dummy?
What color would the hotline phone be? I would think gold. In no way should it be red!
I never thought you had a phone line. I just figured he came to you in the night in your pope room and the two of you huddled beneath the Cone of Silence for awhile.
Oh, but if you had one of those Family Share cell phone plans, then you'd get free calls!
Your Holiness,
You don't have a direct line to God? Damn. I mean darn. I just lost another bet.
Yo Pope....Tried to e-mail you but the Vatican server must be down. If you've got a few minutes, I'm dying to hear your replies to this..
http://metrodad.typepad.com/index/2005/10/seven.html
You would think God would have a Blackberry at the very least.
Your Holiness
I'm wondering what the Pope's before 1900 used. A string and a can? Drums?
yours in service
HP
No direct line??? You have no idea how heartbreaking that is.
Julian, we've considered the blackberry, but my email just gets lost among all the others.
Higher Powered,
Past Popes never used the tin can and string method because the vibrations weren't easy to understand. Trust me on this; I've tried.
We did try the decoder ring method--but the plastic rings kept breaking so I had to keep getting more rings from those sugary cereal boxes--which isn't good for my waistline.
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