Thursday, October 20, 2005

Phone Line to God

Some children think that I have a direct phone line to God. They imagine a red phone similar to the bat phone used by the Gotham City Police Chief.

Well, no such phone exists. Besides, even if such a phone did exist, could you imagine the phone bill? I’m sure it would be tax deductible phone call, but still.


Blogger Jamie Dawn said...

Is God a ventriloquist with you as his dummy?

10/20/2005 3:34 AM  
Blogger The Lazy Iguana said...

What color would the hotline phone be? I would think gold. In no way should it be red!

10/20/2005 8:09 AM  
Blogger Weary Hag said...

I never thought you had a phone line. I just figured he came to you in the night in your pope room and the two of you huddled beneath the Cone of Silence for awhile.

10/20/2005 1:31 PM  
Blogger dddragon said...

Oh, but if you had one of those Family Share cell phone plans, then you'd get free calls!

10/20/2005 8:26 PM  
Blogger Tan Lucy Pez said...

Your Holiness,
You don't have a direct line to God? Damn. I mean darn. I just lost another bet.

10/21/2005 2:49 AM  
Anonymous MetroDad said...

Yo Pope....Tried to e-mail you but the Vatican server must be down. If you've got a few minutes, I'm dying to hear your replies to this..

10/21/2005 3:21 AM  
Blogger JBlue said...

You would think God would have a Blackberry at the very least.

10/21/2005 4:33 AM  
Blogger dAAve said...

Your Holiness

I'm wondering what the Pope's before 1900 used. A string and a can? Drums?

yours in service

10/21/2005 12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No direct line??? You have no idea how heartbreaking that is.

10/21/2005 4:16 PM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

Julian, we've considered the blackberry, but my email just gets lost among all the others.

10/21/2005 5:27 PM  
Blogger Pope Benedict XVI said...

Higher Powered,
Past Popes never used the tin can and string method because the vibrations weren't easy to understand. Trust me on this; I've tried.

We did try the decoder ring method--but the plastic rings kept breaking so I had to keep getting more rings from those sugary cereal boxes--which isn't good for my waistline.

10/21/2005 5:32 PM  

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